Tom: A minor
Verse 1
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Am
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Whatever happened to
the chainsaw juggler,
E
he was a good friend of mi ne
And how did you learn to kiss like that,
Am
said the man to his German shepherd
It's not polite to talk
when your mouth is full
But it's quite okay to love your mom
as long as you don't get
Everybody!
G
La -da -dum -da -dee -dee -dee
C
E
-dee -dee -dee -dee -dee
Am
G
La -da -dum -da -dee -dee -dee
C
Am
-dee -dee -dee -dee
G
La -da -dum -da -dee -dee -dee
C
E
-dee -dee -dee -dee -dee
Am
There's something wrong
with this song
Cross my heart, yes
Stick a finger in my eye, no!
E
But wife, I'm telling the truth
I've slept with your sister
Your mom and your dad
Am
And the second best sex was you
Oh, rub -a -dub -dub, three men in a tub
And Jack Sprat could eat no fat
Everybody!
G
I know that there's something
C
E
wrong with this song
Am
G
C
Am
I just don't know what it could be
C
E
something wrong with this song
Am
I just don't know what it could be
Dm
Oh God, that sounds bad
G
Am
Who's off? Drums?
Acoustic guitar?
Not me, man.
E
Am
That was bass, wasn't it?
E
Am
Aw, crap.
Are we ready? Here we go!
Whatever happened to
the Chainsaw Juggler?
E
He was a good friend of mine
I heard he died and nobody cried
Am
Instead they all chopped off their arms
E
Am
Oh well, when in Rome
Non compulsmentis persona non grata
E per visionem, if two air is human
Am
Then boy am I glad we're in charge
Oh, a Buddhist, a Muslim,
a nun, and a Jew
E
Were stuck in a hot air balloon
It suddenly popped, no,
they prayed as it dropped
Am
It proves that God hates us all, everybody!
G
La -da -dum -da -dee -dee -dee
C
E
-dee -dee -dee -dee -dee -dee
Am
G
La -da -dum -da -dee -dee -dee
C
Am
-dee -dee -dee -dee -dee
G
La -da -dum -da -dee -dee -dee -dee
E
Am
E
Am
There's something wrong with this song
G
C
Am
And as the wise man stood atop the hill
E
G
Naked and disgusting
C
Am
and dirty and naked
E
G
He shouted down to the angry
C
Am
villagers far below
E
G
C
He said, you may have won the battle
Am
E
G
C
But I'm blue, I'm out of ammunition
Am
E
G
He said,
C
Am
E
G
life isn't a bowl of cherries
C
Am
It's... it's...
G
C
Am
He said, it's not the size that counts
E
G
C
It's the woman that counts the size
Am
G
He said, you can't sue yourself
C
Am
E
for writing an unauthorized autobiography
G
C
Am
He said, if at first you don't succeed
E
G
C
Well, then maybe you're
E
G
C
He said, it's not whether you win or lose
Am
E
G
It's whether I win or lose
C
Am
E
He said, don't throw the baby out
G
Am
with the bathwater
E
G
Unless it's floating face down
C
Am
E
G
He said, if you can't beat him,
Am
E
G
He said, you can tell a lot about a guy
C
Am
E
by how he strangles you
G
C
Am
And lastly, he said, fight for peace,
E
G
C
Am
make love not war
E
G
C
Am
Unless you love to kill, right?
E
G
And as they storm the mountain
C
Am
and kick him to death
E
G
C
Am
He said, one more thing, he said, oh!
G
C
Yeah, stop kicking me!
Am
G
That is a bad day!
C
Am
Fuck you! You fuck my ass!
G
C
E
Am
E
Am
Go!
And as the Martian sat and waved from his driver's
seat window of his hovering Martian spaceship
E
Am
on his way back to Jupiter,
E
he offered these parting words of advice.
Am
He said, do yourself a favor
E
Am
and stop this goddamn song.
Am
E
G
Am
E
Am
But we couldn't.
E
Am
Because we still didn't know!
Whatever happened to the
Chainsaw Juggler?
E
He was a good friend of mine.
I heard he died,
but nobody cried.
Am
Instead they all chopped off their arms.
Well, that sure makes sense,
he was loved by his fans.
E
But tell me, how did he die?
Nobody knows, they found him alone
Am
All bloody with his arms by his side
G
I know that there's something
C
E
wrong with this song
Am
G
C
I just don't know what it could be
Am
G
As la -da -dum -de -de -de -de
C
E
-de -de -de -de -de
Am
There's something wrong
with this
Something wrong with this
E
Am
Something wrong with this song
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