Duma, Duma, Duma, Duma, Duma, Duma,
Duma, Duma, Duma, Duma...
This is the story of Vladimir Zhirinovsky.
An unlikely folk hero, perhaps.
He's being called the Hitler of Russia.
He's a right -wing extremist,
ultra -nationalist,
power -hungry blowhard.
He's Russian Limbaugh.
My mother, she's Russian.
My veins are full of borscht.
But for the sake of this discussion,
my parents are divorced.
Yes, long before election,
my name was Eidelstein.
You show me circumspection,
but I'll never show you mine.
Aye, lie, lie, lie, it's habitual.
Aye, lie, lie, lie, never put you will.
Excuse me while I stage another coup.
I'm Russian Limbaugh.
I will bury you.
Dooma, dooma, dooma,
dooma, dooma, dooma,
I'm ready now to cash in
On the people's will
All done up in the latent fascist
latest fashion
Overdressed to overkill
I'm taking back, Alaska
The Russian River too,
so set aside a cask of Kendall Jackson 82
It's habitual
Can't help it you will ex cuse me
while I drop the other shoe
I'm Russian Limba, I will bury you.
Russian Limba, just like you know who.
By the way, I'm not a Jew.
I have a letter on KGB letterhead,
written when the KGB
was still in operation.
Which, of course,
we know it no longer is.
Stating that I, Vladimir Zhirinovsky,
was never an operative of the KGB.
Signed me!
I'm causing much hysteria
He's causing much hysteria
From area to area
From area to area
They treat me like malaria
Or even dysenteria
They treat him like malaria
Or even dysenteria
I'm scarier and scarier
To people in Bulgaria
Bavaria is wary of my various mil itary
He's scarier and scarier
To people in Bulgaria
Bavaria is wary of his various military
We've had enough of Yeltsin
Had enough of Yeltsin
He's arrogant and fat
Arrogant and fat
It's time to put somebody else in
Put somebody else in
A liberal democrat
Who's arrogant and fat
I heard that
You call me an extremist
For the opinions I disgorge
You certainly must be mistaking me
for Wally George
Aye, lie, lie, lie
It's habitual
Aye, lie, lie, lie
It's my niche, you will ex cuse me
while I crack your back in two
I'm Russian Limbaugh
I will bury you Russian Limba
Just like you -know -who
But from a different point of view
And by the way I'm not a Jew
Oy!