Ready or not, ready or not,
here he comes!
Who's standing over in
the corner on his head,
Right where his president
deserted him for dead?
Who is the martyr,
who sports a purple heart or two?
It's Ollie, Ollie, Obscot Free!
And who is the ham
they couldn't ever get to squeal?
Who's the banana overturned
upon a peel?
Who's that a -sloshing,
across the river to Washington,
it's Ollie, Ollie of Scott Free
Who played hide -and -seek,
for a decade and a week
Who thinks the White House
press corps
should never take a leak
The pride of the Annapolis Alums
Ready or not, ready or not,
here he comes
Who had an army of his very own to train
Who knows the market price
for lobster and cocaine?
Who could be fairer to
international ter rorists
than Olly Olly Opscott Free?
And who was the idol
of the Nicaraguan youth?
And who's got a funny little gap
between his truth?
Who learned to be dumb
and call himself a freedom fighter?
Olly Olly Opscott Free!
You may recall,
Olly up against the wall
Squaring his chin,
and bearing his grin,
and kicking him in the cabal,
and later on
Contradicting George and Ron
Daring his due, preparing his coup,
and swearing they knew it was on
Left! Left! Right! Left!
Well, I don't know, but I've been told
William Casey's trail is cold
Am I right or wrong?
Left or right?
Am I right or wrong? or right?
Who says it's people like
himself he represents?
Who says they never found a
shred of evidence?
Who talks like Barney
and makes his home in Arnia?
It's Olly Olly of Scott Free
Who played hide -and -seek
for a decade and a week?
Who thinks the White House
press corps
should never take a leak?
The pride of the Annapolis Alums
Ready or not, ready or not,
here he comes
Who's in position packed
and poised to take the hill?
Who's pictures on the thirty -five
million dollar bill?
Who's got the jacket
deflecting all the flack?
It must be Ollie, Ollie of Scott Free!
Who's earned his diploma?
And by the way, who's homophobic?
Ollie, Ollie of Scott Free!