Ah, shucks, Mac, you know,
you just can't trust a friend anymore.
You're right, Lester.
They'll smile to your face
and knock on your back door.
Yeah, you know,
I had true love all the time,
till she met this friend of mine.
You just can't trust a friend anymore.
Now, you better watch
your pretty women
The days are gone
when you could trust a friend
They'll take a fish from
anybody's truck line
Just hide some place
and watch them drag them in
See what I mean, I told you
You can't trust a friend anymore
They'll smile to your face
And knock on your back door
I had true love all the time
Till she met this friend of mine
You can't trust a friend anymore
There was a time
that you could trust a true friend
But that old dog won't hunt
these modern days
Watch your woman,
cause your friend can steal her
Fourteen places,
eighteen different ways
Mmm, that's a lot of ways
You can't trust a friend anymore
They'll smile to your face
And knock on your back door
I had true love all the time
Till she met this friend of mine
You can't trust a friend anymore
You see there, Mac?
You just can't trust them anymore
You're right.
Of course, you can't trust them any less.
I'm not too sure about you now, Mac.
You didn't have to say that.
Oh, you forced me.