Tom: Eb major
Verse 1
A
Em
A
Look brother, there's a nougat, mmm, can you smell it, can you,
Em
D#m
Em
D#m
Em
A
that fresh air, can you taste it, in your mouth, nice isn't it, yeah
Em
So you think I'm a nutter, I don't really give a,
A
you know, dollar per butter, on to me taters
Em
Ebm
I can't afford plasters, so I just bleed
Em
A
Not a lot of friends,
but I'm still trying to succeed
A
you're going around with 27 cards in your little purse
Collecting nectar like a bunch
of busy bee bastards
DVDs for twenty quid
And you haven't even got a ma
Ab
A
I'm not buying them you con man,
you're like
Jim
Bowen
Em
The words I have to say
Ebm
A
May well be simple but they're true
Em
The words I have to say
Ebm
A
May well be simple, but they're true
Em
Mystic
Pitman with it mo' powers
I'm a relative of
Paul
McKenna
Or I'll hypnotise your ass
Em
Make you get naked and think you're
Tarzan
In a supermarket in
Grimsby
Singing
Uptown
Girl,
Billy
Joel
Em
I tell you mate, it's a crazy world,
where can you go for 30 quid?
San
Francisco and head up to
Alcatraz
Clint
Ebm
Eastwood, we can escape mate
Em
A
I've got the gear, you wait here,
and look after your monkey
Right turn climb,
Em
I get sneered at by posh people
I don't know why,
A
A
I reckon it's because I speed up for horses
Em
The words I have to say,
Ebm
A
may well be simple but they're true
Em
The words I have to say,
Ebm
A
may well be simple but they're true
You get me?
you think that you're better than me?
Cause you buy lots of coke
and you've got a degree
A
Always on your phone talking girly
Em
A
Your mobile smells of chips your bird told
me
Em
What?
I'm the pitter,
Ebm
heading for the you know what
Em
Spell my name from the turd at my bot
A
Frankie said relax, don't do it
Do what?
Em
Get corn on your cob I'll stay here
Ebm
mate with the slithering snakes
A
All me back's hurting I'll eat you for
dinner with a packet of crackers
Crackers!
I'm fucking tapped,
D#m
don't mess with a man
Em
D#m
With top spade action, you little corf
A
Maybe I'm a dirty old man
But
R.
Em
Kelly's doing alright out of it
The words I have to say
D#m
A
May well be simple, but they're true
Em
The words I have to say
Ebm
A
May well be simple, but they're true
I'm gonna equalize your asses
Em
The words I have to say
Ebm
A
May well be simple, but they're true
I'm like
Miss
Jones
Full sack
Em
The words I have to say
May well be simple, but
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