With a house and two cars
My interests are the cinema
The theatre and bars
I'm considered good looking
By the people who know me
I'm never condescending
to those below me
I love all animals, but have no pets
I get on well with children,
but I don't want to be a dad, just yet
I'm looking for a lady with similar tastes
An hourglass figure and a beautiful face
A good sense of humour,
I must enjoy a joke
Must be NS, all that fog, ash and smoke
First time advert, never done this before
I'm looking for friendship, who knows?
Maybe something more
Maybe something more
And I would love to meet
I would love to meet
I would love to meet
I would love to meet
Single white female, mother of two
Likes money, Shakespeare,
in a room with a few
Barefoot Contessa, with bright blue eyes
Into broadening her horizons,
and firming up her thighs
Independent Kathy, financially secure
Seeks Heathcliff -based Midlands,
but will travel
I'm looking for my knight
in shining armour
City type, perhaps, or a gentleman -farmer
I'd prefer a silent viking
or a moody romancer
But anything considered,
all letters an swer
I'd like to meet a tall guy,
six feet or above
But what I'm really looking for is
Someone to love
Someone to love
An d I would love to meet
I want to call but I'm afraid to talk
You're bound to reckon
that I'm a complete
I take a breath, I dial the minutes,
ring, ring, ring, oh what a relief,
it's an answer phone thing.
And I would love to meet,
would love to meet,
would love to meet,
would love to
Attractive, slim, intelligent, 27
Seeks G .S .O .H. with a 9 -11 Straight -talking,
beer -drinking, northern bloke
Seeks straight -talking girl
for a laugh and a joke
Lady mid -fifties though,
you'd never tell
Seeks energetic gin, with a view to jail
Fred seeks his ginger,
to tango and rumba
Gin, phone Annie, I've lost your number