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Verse 1
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Parody of "Where the Green Grass Grows" by Tim McGraw (Jess Leary Craig
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Wiseman), Song Matters Inc. (ASCAP) Leary's Tav
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ern Music (ASCAP) Daddy Rabbit
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Music (ASCAP) Famous Music Corp(ASCAP) Almo Music
Corp. (ASCAP)
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New lyrics & music by Cledus T. Judd Chris Clark, Cledus Crap
Anthems (SESAC) Of Music
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(SESAC)
(Coughs)
Ahhhhâ?¦uh
Oh (coughs)
AHHHCHOOOOOO
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Ah my head feels as big as a
Verse 2
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dad blang basketball
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It's a shame I'm a sight
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Red eyes itchy both day and night
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My head's all stuffed up tight again
Verse 3
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Oh no spring's back
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Another dang allergy attack
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And took the whole dern pack
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And I still can't breathe
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and I cough and I hack
Verse 4
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I'm sick and tired of blowin my nose
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Never again will you hear me go
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ACHOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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So much congestion in my chest
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Doctor's said that it might be best
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pollen count is low
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Where the grass don't grow
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I wonder if Tim McGraw's got
Verse 5
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any
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of that snifflin night time
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Sneezin achin stuffy head coughin
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Wake up on the top of your tour
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bus medicine for me
Verse 6
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My two horsepower push mower
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Won't see me outdoors
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(coughs)
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This ragweed is a getting rough
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My hay fever is getting tough
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I'm all out of Vicks Vapo Rub
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And there's dust everywhere
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And enough is enough
Verse 7
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I want to live where the grass don't grow
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A big high rise or a small condo
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If I never blow again it'll
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be too soon
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Won't ever touch another garden tool
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I'll sip Margueritas by the
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There will be one less seed I'll have to sew
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Where the grass don't
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grow
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(Coughs and
Verse 8
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sneezes)
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Abdim
Here we go
Verse 9
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It's killing me here where the
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I've tried everything I know to do
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Try to give my sinuses a rest
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I'm going to go where the
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pollen count is low
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Where the grass don't
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grow
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Verse 10
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(Sneezes and coughs till end)
Outro 1
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