Now
Tony
Abbott and
Christina
Keneally both revealed their front
benches this week and in
both cases reach back into the past to resurrect
some people from the deep dark past.
It's a good
principle isn't it?
People from the past.
Now
Colin
Buchanan, let's reach into
the deep past and see
if we can't construct a front bench with some
people from the deep dark past. I thought if
going to go back to go way, way back.
Okay.
Where are we going?
That's it.
Here we go.
Bring back
Moses and let him raise his staff.
He gets water from a rock, he cuts the sea
in half.
Bring back
Moses and his tablet's made of stone.
He's not afraid to use a
He'll do it on his own
Bring back
Noah
He could make things float
He's not afraid of rising seas
He just builds us all a boat
Bring back
David
Just let him do his thing
He can take out giants
With a pebble and a sling
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Where did all the prophets go?
Oh, where did all the prophets go?
Bring back
Daniel, he faced the lion's den
Throw him in the deep end,
he walked straight back out again
Bring back
Samson, and let him have a swing
I think by now he's moved
on from that whole
Delilah thing
We got show ponies, power brokers,
fat cats and bureaucrats
Mud rakers, sleaze mongers,
clever megalomaniacs
Deal breakers, movers,
shakers, faxin' driven
Hide your locks, world weary,
poll driven
Manufactured mystery bags
Whoa, oh, oh, oh
But where did all the profits go?
How brilliant was that?
Just on a superhero side note,
David versus
Samson, who do you bet on there?
That's it.
Hang on, it's a trick question.
Talk haircuts first.
Oh, you've got to be pre -haircut.
You've got to have
him in his column smashing.
versus that's that's tough does he get any
weapons or you still got the standard
rules you know we meet in the end you
send yours I said mine I'm just saying
who walks out