Tom: C major
Intro 1
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Verse 1
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Why did monkeys use my mouth
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as a toilet and then decide to wipe with my hand?
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Why's my big brain giving birth to a baby and it's
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crying and kicking in my head?
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Verse 2
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That's the last time I get drunk.
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That's the last time I get wasted. That's the last time
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I have sex with someone I don't know.
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Yeah, but I can see my life is fucked. Yeah,
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but I can see my life is wasted. Yeah, but I can see the bars are open so let's get another round.
Interlude 1
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Verse 3
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Why did someone shave my head and write dork
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in magic marker all over my face?
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Who's that couple in my bed?
They hooked up last night,
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there's condoms all over the place.
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Verse 4
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That's the last time I get drunk.
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That's the last time I get wasted. That's the last time
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I wake up in someone else's clothes.
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Yeah, but I can see my life is fucked. Yeah, but I can see my life is wasted. Yeah, but I can see the
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bars are open so let's get another round.
Interlude 2
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Verse 5
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Where did I loose my cell phone?
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Who stole all of my cologne?
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just like a bowling alley?
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Is this the be st that it gets?
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Gentlemen please place your bets.
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I'll be laid in my grave before
Verse 6
Why did monkeys use my mouth as a toilet and
Am
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then decide to wipe with my hand?
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Why's my big brain giving birth to a baby and it's
Am
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G
F
crying and kicking in my head?
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G
That's the last time I get
Verse 7
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drunk.
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That's the last time I get wasted. That's the last time
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I have sex with someone I don't know.
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Yeah, but I can see my life is fucked. Yeah, but I can see my life is wasted. Yeah, but
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I can see the bars are open so let's get another round.
Outro 1
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