I wanna tell you something I gotta get this off my chest
A funny thing happened to me last
week and I was taking my driving test
And I was concentrating hard to
When the ugliest thing I've ever seen
stepped out into the road
the ugliest thing I've ever seen
She was long and thin like a rolling
pin with a similar striking pose
At first I thought she had two
heads but one of them was a nose
the ugliest thing I've ever seen
She said, honey, you've just saved my life,
that's really quite a feat
And with a loving squeeze that buckled my knees,
I thought I might have bulged right out my suit
And when she put me down, there was a crunching sound,
she said, you do look cute
the ugliest thing I've ever seen
I was bruised and battered,
black and blue, but I climbed back in the car
The examiner said, step on it,
son, let's go somewhere real far
So I zoomed away like a thunderbolt
Then I heard him shout, I'm bailin' out,
she's hangin' on the booze
the ugliest thing I've ever seen
the ex am to court, the first train out of town
And I'd have been right behind them,
but one thing held me down
70 stone of skin and bone,
now you know just who I mean
I'm talking about the ugliest
the ugliest thing I've ever seen
I'm the man with that unique complaint
that's called the ugly blues
the ugliest thing I've ever seen
the ugliest thing I've ever seen
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