He's cute,
if a middle -aged man
can be described as cute.
He's alive, that's saying a lot,
you'd be surprised how many are not.
He's real, sometimes I wish he'd
try to be a little less real.
He's broke, but he knows how to cook.
He always fixes a real nice meal.
He's got a drawer of Zildjian shirts
and a bass drum in his living room. He
hits the snare so hard it hurts
and it makes my heart go boom,
boom, boom.
So tonight I'm gonna give the
drummer some
Tonight I'm gonna give the
drummer some
He's sad cause he's gotta
go work a day job
till somebody calls
He's pissed cause the guy they chose
has Cheerios instead of balls
He rocks when he puts the meters on
and turns it up to ten.
He feels alone sometimes.
He knows he's not like other men,
cause he's got a drawer of Zildjian shirts
and a bass drum in his living room. He
hits the snare so hard it hurts
and it makes my heart go boom,
boom, boom, boom.
So tonight,
I'm gonna give the drummer some
Tonight, I'm gonna give
the drummer some
His splintered sticks,
his calloused hands
Stuck in the back, that head is broke
His hearing sucks below the van.
Here comes another drummer joke.
Does anybody know,
what do you call a drummer in a three -piece suit?
The defendant.
What's the difference
between a drummer and a large pizza?
The pizza will feed a family
of four.
What's, let's see. what's the,
okay.
Anybody wanna hear drummer jokes,
maybe I should just like leave
this part out.
I don't know. Let's see, oh,
what do you call a pretty girl
on the arm of a drummer?
A tattoo. What's,
what's the difference
between a dead cat in the middle of the road
and a dead drummer in
the middle of the road?
The cat has skid marks in front
of him.
What's that, was that a
different answer?
Yeah, they stopped for
the cat.
How can you tell if the
drum riser's level?
Because the drool comes out
of both sides
of the drummer's mouth.
How many drummers
does it take
to screw in a light bulb?
In Nashville, it takes 17,
one to hold the bulb,
and 16 to drink so much
that the room spins around.
Leaving out anybody's fa vorite?
Okay, this will be the last one.
What's the difference
between a drummer
and a U .S. savings bond?
One will eventually mature
and earn money.
He's got a drawer of surgeon's shirts
And a bass drum in his living room
He hits the snare so hard it hurts
And he makes my heart go
So tonight I'm gonna give
the drummer some
Tonight I'm going to give
the drummer some
To night I'm go ing to
give the drummer some
Tonight I'm going to give the
drummer some
Thank you.
Well how about a cover song?
Hey is Todd here yet?
I'm a little bit like flying
blind up here
because he came.
Did I sound relieved?
What's that?
It's true I've got a lot of albums.
but how about a cover song
this is a song by reckless Eric
if anybody remembers stiff records
no maybe I'll forget that one okay
I'll just do an Amy Rigby song