Tom: D minor
Verse 1
Am
I don't want no trouble y 'all.
Ebm
I'll just go with it.
Am
We spent the first six months
of the year
looking for one of those little hats
that you put on the extra
roll of toilet tissue.
C#
Remember the thing your mother,
Am
your grandmother used to have?
Cover up the extra roll,
kind of look decorative
in the bathroom?
Bb
Yeah, we spent six months looking for
one of them
Am
because she didn't want to make one,
so we got to get an authentic one.
Put on the damn toilet tissue.
Hiding the damn tissue.
Ebm
It don't match nothing in the house,
G#
Am
but it's a hat on the toilet tissue.
I had an emergency a couple weeks ago.
I was sitting there three hours,
I don't know where the damn tissue
is.
My legs fell asleep.
Dm
My feet,
Eb
I couldn't even feel my feet, man.
C#
Am
I knew if I stood up,
I was gonna bust my
Dm
Eb
head on something.
Am
Damn, tissue was in a hat the whole time,
right behind me.
I had a hat on my head,
and I didn't even think to look at this
other one.
And then women, y get mad
C#
when you get to the laundry.
Am
You're like, what's wrong
with your underwear?
Stop putting hats on the tissue.
Y 'all get mad when you
discover them underwear.
You know, what am I supposed to do
under extreme measures?
I have to do what I got to do.
She'll never find mine,
though.
I ain't even going to bring them home.
I've been known to throw them
out of the car on the freeway.
You won't ever see these.
Bb
You ain't gonna be tellin' your mother
and your girlfriends
Am
I'll get a cup of gas and burn them,
I don't care.
Eb
Am
Eb
I'll go, I'll have no underwear on.
Am
I'm tellin' you, I stopped
Gm
Am
by a truck stop one time
F#
and bought some edible underwear.
They melted on me by the time I got home,
but... so what?
I ain't had them other ones,
that's all that matters.
You
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