I hate to talk about myself,
but here's one time I must.
Your confidence I'll trust,
I have to speak or bust.
It's funny how I get the girls,
I never try at all.
I seem to hypnotize them,
I'm bound to make them fall.
They go wild, simply wild over me.
They go mad, just as mad as they can be.
No matter where I'm at,
all the ladies thin or fat
The tall ones, the small ones,
I grab them off like that
Every night, how they fight over me
I don't know what it is
that they can't see
The ladies look at me and sigh,
in my arm they wanna die
They go wild, simply wild over me
I get so many pretty girls,
I give a few away
They bother me each day,
they're leading me astray
There's lots of fellows go with girls
and never get their drift
I always get the women,
it's just a natural gift
They go wild, simply wild over me
They go mad, just as mad as they can be
No matter where I'm at,
all the ladies thinner fat
The tall ones, the small ones,
why I grab them off like that
Every night, how they fight over me
I don't know what it is that they can't see
I can never be alone,
I have to choke the telephone
They go wild, simply wild over me