There was an old lady who swallowed a fly
I don't know why she swallowed a fly
Perhaps she'll die.
There was an old lady who
swallowed a spider
That wriggled and jiggled
and tickled inside
her
She swallowed the spider to
catch the fly
I don't know why she
swallowed a fly
Perhaps she'll die.
There was an old lady who
swallowed a bird
How absurd to swallow a bird!
She swallowed the bird to
catch the spider
That wriggled and jiggled
and tickled inside her
She swallowed the spider to
catch the fly
I don't know why she
swallowed the fly
Perhaps she'll die
There was an old lady who
swallowed a cat
Imagine that!
To swallow a cat!
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wriggled and jiggled
and jiggled inside her
She swallowed the spider to
catch the fly
I don't know why she
swallowed a fly
Perhaps she'll die
There was an old lady who
swallowed a dog
What a hog to swallow a dog
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wriggled and jiggled and
jiggled inside her
She swallowed the spider to
catch the fly
I don't know why she
swallowed the fly
Perhaps she'll die
There was an old lady who
swallowed a goat
Just opened her throat to swallow a goat
She swallowed the goat to catch the dog
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wriggled and jiggled
and tickled inside her
She swallowed the spider
to catch the fly
I don't know why she
swallowed the fly
Perhaps she'll die
There was an old lady who
swallowed a cow
I don't know how she swallowed a cow
She swallowed the cow to catch the goat
She swallowed the goat to catch the dog
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wriggled and jiggled
and tickled inside her
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly
I don't know why she
swallowed the fly
Perhaps she'll die
There was an old lady who
swallowed a horse
She's dead of course