Tom: D major
Verse 1
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A
I am a ski instructor.
G
I'm tall and tan and handsome,
A
D
and my skis are parallel.
Bm
A
My poles are always held just so,
D
as down the hill I slide.
G
And the ladies all admire me,
D
A
My skis are waxed correctly
G
And I speak with an Austrian accent,
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D
though I come from Idaho.
A
Young ladies watch me closely
D
and cast me glances warm.
G
They fondly sigh as I cristy -by
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D
and remark about my form
Bm
A
I demonstrate to mambo the
G
And if the girls get covered with snow,
A
D
I'll brush it off for them
Bm
A
I aid each maid religiously
in whatever she tries to do
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D
A
D
G
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D
and clean her gozzles too
Bm
A
I'm reaching the base of the mountain
D
With my student, sweet and fair
G
With a gesture fine I cut the line
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D
And escort her to a chair
Bm
A
And as we ascend the mountain
G
And give her the word on the things which
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D
I've heard are needed to make a skier
Bm
A
So if you would be an instructor,
D
pay heed to the secrets I've told
G
If the gal is fair, be devil -ne 'er,
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D
be masterful and bold
Bm
A
Impress her with your ability,
D
but don't let her ever say no.
G
Remind her that skiing with no sex involved
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D
is nothing but cold, cold snow.
Dm
D
Bm
A
Now that is the end of my essay
D
on the ski instruction bit.
Just follow my lead
G
and it's guaranteed you'll
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D
be an instant hit
You may ask,
Bm
A
well what about menfolks?
D
Don't you instruct them too?
And I say, ignore them,
G
it's good enough for them
D
A
D
They're just after them womenfolks too you
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