Back to Mahua 'u, Cali -Coo.
Back to Mahua 'u, Cali -Coo.
We can do the hula, back in Ashtabula,
or the San Fernando Valley.
So let's hit the road to Pali,
where they do the Cali -Coo.
We can do the conga,
back in Cucamonga,
like my second cousin Sally.
So let's hit the road to Pali,
where they do the Cali -Coo.
From what I hear, it's all quite clear
You get no chance to confuse yourself
You begin to dance and you lose yourself
We can do the bamba,
we can shout caramba
From Vermont to Mexicali
So let's hit the Road to Valley
Where they do the cavalico
You pick yourself a partner,
then you hesitate
You put your arm around her,
then you hesitate
You dance her to a corner,
then you hesitate
And it really depends
on how you hesitate
You move a little closer, then you hesitate
You start to steal a kiss,
and then you hesitate
But her lips are near and
she calls you bluff
And that's when you've
hesitated long enough
So it ought to be a wonderful idea
And it should be up her alley
Let's miss the wrong road
and hit the right road
The happy long road to Valley
Where they do the cali -coo
We can do the conga
back in Kukamanga
Like my second cousin Sally
So let's hit the road to Bali
Where they do the cali -coo
And by the way,
our sponsors say
They say we need some
young kindergarten fans
Oh, you mean those Lewis
and Mar tin fans
Oh! Dad, when do you get funny?
You've been stealing money
You're the dad of Rudy Valley
We're on the wrong road,
but where's the right road?
I hope the long road to Valley
Where we do the cali
Everlovin' Cali
We're the New York
County Crews!