Tom: G# minor
Verse 1
Em
She said
She said, "You're like Jason Biggs,
in all the Jason Biggs movies"
She said
"Hey!"
She said, "You're like the weird guy,
in all the movies
Who turns into the hero at the
end and gets the girl"
And I was like, "Shut your mouth"
But I'm gonna take over
B
As soon as everybody dies
Em
I'm gonna take over your heart
G
As soon as I get the balls to try
C
I'ma re- arrange the alphabet
B
And then take "U" and "I"
Em
And put a bit of space
between 'em
C
And hope that nobody cries
I'ma run around this city,
B
wondering why shit is like this
d make a difference
B
but prepare for the worst
on their hooks
And then say,
"Fuck it" to the verse
C
Like, goddamn, but look at me
How's it going?
Em
Today, we're looking into what
C
I hope that you don't fall into their
B
schemes and what they say
Em
When you look them in their eyes,
G
that they don't choose to look away
B
Unless you're a fucking asshole
C
And expect two- hundred dollars every
Em
That only lets in white people with
C
And big tits and small waists
B
Let's cut- paste the same face
The same smile
C
That's been stuck here for a while
G
C
I hope that you don't fall into my
Em
When you look me in the eye,
G
I'll look you dead into the face
to be fucked with
G
C
Unless you're a fucking asshole
B
And expect two- hundred dollars
G
every time that you pass "Go"
Em
That only lets in white people
with blue eyes and blond hair
G
C
An d big tits and small waists
B
Let's cut- paste the same face
The same smile
That's been stuck here for a while
I ain't shit
I ain't shit
Em
Dm
I ain't shit
C
Yo
Em
My friends say that I have
poor face structure
I said, "You look like Alien
vers. Fuckin' Predator
Both of 'em"
'Cause right before the movie starts,
C
there's a weird type of scene
Em
That's awfully sensual with rose
G
petals and Marvin Gaye sings
C
I think people would watch that
B
Em
Probably on pay- per- view
On a Tuesday night, like,
G
C
what else is there to do?
Like, a lot of things
B
Fuckin' read a book, I guess?
Em
Like 50 Shades of Gray,
G
except Alien and Predator making the schtukkus
C
That's great fan fiction for
G
The price is right for species all alike
C
Like this, the night was young
B
and I could feel it on my lips
G
C
It's the taste of Predator's wit
(Oh no)
Yeah
B
G
And I know you want a piece of this wit
(No!)
And I know she wants a piece of this wit
My wit
My wit, my wit
B
G
She wants a piece of this
C
G
Em
Thank you, for listening to the record
C
B
I appreciate it more than you
F
could ever fucking understand
Em
G
Em
G
I, uhm, worked so hard on it,
C
and lost my mind due to the music business
B
Em
The music business
C
Em
But, I decided that I don't
wanna be a part of it anymore
Em
G
So I, this is all me and no one's gonna fuckin'
C
Em
tell me how to write a song, you know?
G
B
Em
And, the way I listen to music is,
G
fucking, like, medicine, dude
Em
It makes me feel better about my life, and, uh,
my dream is to do that for other people
G
C
And, uh, and, you know,
travel the world doing that, and, helping people
Em
G
Like so many people helped me
C
F
Em
And, uh, thank you for letting me
try to do that to you
Mmkay, alright, bye
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