She said
She said, "You're like Jason Biggs,
in all the Jason Biggs movies"
She said
"Hey!"
She said, "You're like the weird guy,
in all the movies
Who turns into the hero at the
end and gets the girl"
And I was like, "Shut your mouth"
But I'm gonna take over
The world
As soon as everybody dies
I'm gonna take over your heart
As soon as I get the balls to try
I'ma re- arrange the alphabet
And then take "U" and "I"
And put a bit of space
between 'em
And hope that nobody cries
I'ma run around this city,
wondering why shit is like this
I'ma be a nice guy
Might fuck around an
d make a difference
I'ma hope for the best,
but prepare for the worst
They're gonna fo cus
on their hooks
And then say,
"Fuck it" to the verse
Like, goddamn, but look at me
Then look at them
Now look at me
How's it going?
My name's Frank
Wassup?
Today, we're looking into what
really fucking matters
Gucci bags, money bands,
trap beats, and sarcasm
I hope that you don't fall into their
schemes and what they say
When you look them in their eyes,
that they don't choose to look away
'Cause you don't deserve
to be fucked with
Unless you're a fucking asshole
And expect two- hundred dollars every
time that you pass "Go"
Your life isn't fair
Life is like a fair
That only lets in white people with
blue eyes and blond hair
And big tits and small waists
Let's cut- paste the same face
The same smile
The same type
That's been stuck here for a while
I hope that you don't fall into my
schemes or what I say
When you look me in the eye,
I'll look you dead into the face
'Cause you don't deserve
to be fucked with
Unless you're a fucking asshole
And expect two- hundred dollars
every time that you pass "Go"
Your life isn't fair
Life is like a fair
That only lets in white people
with blue eyes and blond hair
An d big tits and small waists
Let's cut- paste the same face
The same smile
The same type
That's been stuck here for a while
Yeah, I ain't shit
I ain't shit
I ain't shit
I ain't shit
I ain't shit
Compared to them, right?
I ain't shit
I ain't shit
I ain't shit
I ain't shit
I ain't shit
Yo
My friends say that I have
poor face structure
I said, "You look like Alien
vers. Fuckin' Predator
Both of 'em"
'Cause right before the movie starts,
there's a weird type of scene
That's awfully sensual with rose
petals and Marvin Gaye sings
I think people would watch that
Probably on pay- per- view
On a Tuesday night, like,
what else is there to do?
Like, a lot of things
Fuckin' read a book, I guess?
Like 50 Shades of Gray,
except Alien and Predator making the schtukkus
That's great fan fiction for
a great man missin'
The spice of life
The price is right for species all alike
Like this, the night was young
and I could feel it on my lips
It's the taste of Predator's wit
(Oh no)
Yeah
And I know you want a piece of this wit
And I know she wants
a piece of this wit
(No!)
And I know she wants a piece of this wit
My wit
My wit, my wit
She wants a piece of this
Thank you, for listening to the record
I appreciate it more than you
could ever fucking understand
I, uhm, worked so hard on it,
and lost my mind due to the music business
The music business
is quite the business
But, I decided that I don't
wanna be a part of it anymore
So I, this is all me and no one's gonna fuckin'
tell me how to write a song, you know?
And, the way I listen to music is,
fucking, like, medicine, dude
It makes me feel better about my life, and, uh,
my dream is to do that for other people
And, uh, and, you know,
travel the world doing that, and, helping people
Like so many people helped me
And, uh, thank you for letting me
try to do that to you
Mmkay, alright, bye
Hobo Johnson 
