[Imrov Intro]
Ed: No, we're gonna do a bunch of new stuff tonight. And, uh... But I'm gonna have to warn you, most of it's in German. So,
I hope you've all attended your German classes in high school, because you're required to take, I think, it's at least two languages, aren't you?
Steve: In high school?
Ed: Yeah.
Steve: Yes.
Ed: Yes, two languages,
and typing. That's all you need. And you get a high school diploma.
Steve: Is woodshop a language?
Ed: No, woodshop falls under typing.
Steve: (Laughing) Oh, okay. This next
song is called "99 Luftballons".
Ed: Ah 1, 2, a 1, 2, 3...
[Verse 1]
I first met Mellie in art class
in high school,
Little short brown Bob's,
she was better than Satan's best.
I never thought I'd ever
see a miracle,
And who'd have thought it would
be in an arcade?
[Chorus]
Well she moved like an angel,
And she spoke like a memory,
And she smoked like a chimney,
And she completed Dragon's
Lair on just one quarter,
On just one quarter,
On just one quarter,
On just one quarter.
[Verse 2]
I called her up,
but she wasn't home,
I knew she was downstairs,
but her dad didn't like me.
I never thought I'd see a miracle,
I called her back in 10 minutes and
disguised my voice.
[Chorus]
I spoke like an actor,
And I moved like a burglar,
Then I lied like a carpet,
And I did a phony survey on
her whole family,
On her whole family,
On her whole family,
On her whole family.
[Bridge]
Nobody at school knew what
I was trying to do,
But right after art class,
I made history,
'Cause when you love someone,
Yeah, and you don't even know no one,
[Instrumental]
[Chorus Outro]
She moved like an angel,
She spoke like a memory,
Then she moved to Alberta,
I'm gonna visit her at grandma's,
Well, maybe nex t week,
Yeah, maybe next week,
Okay, maybe not next week,
Maybe never,
Maybe it doesn't matter,
Maybe it never did,