Christmas Day is really neat,
I walk downtown in my bare feet.
All the stores are locked up tight,
and snow is falling bright and white.
I wish I'd find something to eat,
the air is filled with the smell of meat.
Maybe behind the Burger King
I'll find some half
-chewed onion rings
Christmas Day is really cool,
you don't have to go to school
Lay down on the icy ground,
wait for Santa to come around
Christmas is the season
when most folks kill themselves.
Christmas is the reason
for all those stupid bell
s.
While the children are away,
listening for the sound of sleds,
I'll light the playground all on fire,
find the school bus, slash its tires.
Christmas Day is when I'll go,
down your chimney, say hello.
Your dad will give me his cigars,
your mom will give me
her new car.
Baby's crying in his crib,
maybe has that story.
I took it's toys and took it's food,
hope that we'll be eating soon.
Repaired centers,
this pagan holiday full of tree worship
and fairy lights is an affront to Jehovah.
The candy cane is Satan's
walking stick.
Merry Christmas from the Handsome Family.
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