Tom: C minor•
Verse 1
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G
So this guy walks into a bar,
Cm
this blonde is driving in her car
G
This Australian falls down a well,
Cm
there's a thousand jokes that I can tell
Fm
I step up to the microphone,
Bb
I stand before you on my own.
Fm
Cm
Well now ladies and gentlemen,
G
Cm
let's hear it for the comedian.
G
I flash a grin, I give a wink
Cm
I'm not as confident as you might think
G
I've a tendency to slur my words
Cm
When I've had a touch too much to drink
Fm
I come on looking like happi
Cm
G
Crackin' gags, rapid fire
Cm
B
If the truth be told, I'm terrified
Bb
Eb
Have you heard the one about the guy
G
Who tries to make them laugh
B
Bb
Who will win them over,
Stop me if you've heard
Eb
Cm
this one before
There are those who try
Cm
There are those who try a life of crime
I thought I could make
Cm
Seemed like a good idea at the time
Fm
There are those who go into dentistry
Bb
Get their thrills from drilling teeth
Cm
G
I know a thing or two about misery
My line of work is comedy
Cm
B
Bb
Oh, have you heard the
G
Who tries to make them laugh
B
Bb
Oh, that will be the moment
Cm
Stop me if you've heard this one, baby
G
I face the silence of an empty room
Cm
I face the darkness once again
G
It's a shame that they all stayed away
And missed my clever
Cm
double on a torn dress
in from the cold
Bb
Tonight I got it goin' good as gold
Cm
G
Tonight's the night that I will tell
Cm
The funniest story ever told
Oh, Roy
B
Bb
Have you heard the one about the guy
Eb
G
Who tries to make them laugh
B
Bb
Oh man, well we're no more
but that's for sure
Eb
G
A little call for more
Stop me if you've heard this one before
have you heard this one before?
Stop me if you've heard this one before
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