Hello? let me speak to Sparky.
Speaking. Sparky,
Sparky the Clown.
How you doing, Fruitcake?
Not too bad. Who is this?
Hi, this is Frank. Frank? Frank Rizzo.
Listen, I need you for a gig.
Okay. What do you do? Backflips?
You jump up there in a silly
suit?
What do you do?
I, okay.
Is this for a child's birthday, or?
Well, it's gonna be like a little, uh...
We got a little scene going over
here.
A few people laying around the house and shit.
It's gonna be like a little
funny thing.
You can get involved if you want,
but we want you to do some juggling
You know try some fucking fire
bombs up
and all that shit I don't do any of
that.
All right. What do you do?
do a magic show
and balloon sculpturing.
All right, so you could fire
some shit now
You got some knives
and shit you could bring?
No, sir. All right.
Well, tell me what you do.
I do a magic show, sir
All right, you don't juggle nothing?
No, sir.
What day are you looking at?
What Friday? Saturday?
This week?
No, next week.
Next week we're
Well, the thing is this, look,
we gotta get a little clown for the gig
because we're gonna have like a big layout
there, got a few broads, a guys,
we're gonna do our own thing
while the clowns,
you know, jumping around,
doing fucking backflips.
You could swing from the vents,
you know, throw some shit around the apartment,
you get involved any way you want.
We got a terrace out here too,
if you want you hang off the terrace,
you make the fucking people laugh,
whatever, you fall down in the
yard, you know.
I don't think that's quite
what I do.
It's only five floors up, you know,
Sparky, whatever your name.
You fall down, you ain't gonna get,
you know, you choke pies,
you do all that shit.
Yeah, well, we don't do that type.
This is mainly for children,
is what we do.
Yeah, I tell you, I got so many
fucking crazy people
with me at this party,
man, I have a few of them
jumping off the fucking balcony
with you, Sparky.
Yeah, well, I don't do anything like that. I'm sorry. All right,
there.
Okay, listen up, Sparky,
I'll get you another time
when you're not feeling
a little too jerky,
okay? Okay. I'll call you back. Yeah. Right.