Tom: D minor
Verse 1
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Ho ho ho!
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Santa's gettin' ripped and he's lost
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some weight
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He's on a low-carb diet and he's lookin'
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great
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He's got a sack full of rubbers and you better
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believe
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The ladies will be screaming on Christmas
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Eve!
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He delivers the sexy and he never fails
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The rest of the year he works at
Verse 2
Sexy sexy Santa
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He's got a bitchin' sled
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and some rock-hard abs
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Sexy sexy Santa
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He knows you've naughty
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cuz he's keepin' tabs!
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In the
Verse 3
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back of his sleigh he's got some hoe
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hoe hoe's
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They're lickin' eggnog drippin' from his
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firehouse
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He traded little Prancer for an exotic
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dancer
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Yeah you can see his North Pole
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if you look at his pants-a!
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He's He's got a bitchin'
red suit and he's totally buff
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He'll come to your house if you
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got a stocking to stuff!
Verse 4
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He's kissin' girls un
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der the camel toe
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Sexy sexy Santa
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The elves are all horny
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and they're snortin' blow
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It's the UK, USA, Brazil and Japan
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Makin' love to every Christmas-lovin'
Interlude 1
Suck it!
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C#m
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Yeah
Verse 5
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he's spreadin' Christmas cheer
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To the Scrooges and the Grinches
chubby eleven inches!
Verse 6
his reindeer [something] on
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booze
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Makin' love to Christians and renegade
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Jews!
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He's got a calendar but only
one day has an 'X'
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That leaves three hundred and
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sixty four days for sex!
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Sexy
Verse 7
sexy Santa
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More cushion for the pushin' gonna
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[something]
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He's hot but he used to
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be a big fat cow!
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Sexy sexy Santa
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All the little girls wanna sit on his lap
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Get 'em riled up so they get free
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crap (crabs?)
Verse 8
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Wow! Little girl you wanna get a little
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Christmas inside of you to night?
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