Tom: G major
Intro 1
Gmaj7
It isn't sex, it's the next best thing
Cmaj7
Sexting
Verse 1
Cmaj7
(AT&T) I am in bed, I am ready to go with you
Gmaj7
Tonight, I'm thinking of taking it slow
Gmaj7
We don't need phonetical diction
Cmaj7
We'll talk dirty like we're ancient Egyptians
You send me a peach
You send a Ferris wheel
I send back a ticket stub
Gmaj7
Implying that the Ferris wheel's your body
Cmaj7
and I'd really love admission to it
Oh no! What if now you think
Gmaj7
that I'm implying your vagina is
Cmaj7
as big as a Ferris wheel? (damn)
You send back a snowman
Gmaj7
Crisis averted (thank God)
Chorus 1
Gmaj7
It isn't sex, it's the next best thing
Cmaj7
Sexting
Verse 2
Cmaj7
(AT&T) No more emojis, now it's on to words
Gmaj7
I ask, "What you're wearing?"
You reply, "A shirt"
Cmaj7
You say, "Are you naked?"
Gmaj7
I say, "Yeah, except for a top hat"
You say, "LMAO" but I doubt that
Cmaj7
I'm getting hot at just the thought
of what I'd do to you
Gmaj7
'Cause in my head, I'm in your bed
and getting through to you
Cmaj7
They made the internet for nights like these
Chorus 2
send a picture of your tits, please
Gmaj7
It isn't sex, it's the next best thing
Cmaj7
Sexting
Verse 3
and say it's now my turn
Gmaj7
Jesus fucking Christ, I guess I never learn
Cmaj7
My phone's flash is my only light and
Gmaj7
The flash makes my dick look frightened
and send a picture of my face instead
like the baby from Eraserhead
Cmaj7
You say, "I sent my titties, that's not fair"
Gmaj7
So I send it to you and then my phone dies
Outro 1
Gmaj7
Bm7
Another night on my own, yeah
Sitting alone
One hand on my dick
Gmaj7
and one hand on my phone, yeah
Sitting alone
One hand on my dick
Gmaj7
and one hand on my phone, yeah
Sitting alone
One hand on my dick
Gmaj7
and one hand on my phone, yeah (pussy)
Bm7
Another night on my own, yeah (titties)
Em7
Stuck in my home, yeah (balls)
Sitting alone
One hand on my dick
and one hand on my phone, yeah
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