Miss Elliot,
you've heard the charges against you.
Have you made up your mind
about any of these things?
No, I haven't. Do you intend to?
I don't know.
Can you give this court
any reasonable explanation
as to why you cannot make up your mind?
Yes, I can.
There once was a girl named Jenny
Whose virtues were varied
and many
Accepting that she was inclined
Always to make up her mind
And Jenny points a moral
With which one cannot quarrel
As you will find
Who's Jenny?
Never heard of Jenny
Jenny is out of place
But I am sure the court'll find
Jenny is immortal
An d has a bear ring
on this face
Jenny made her mind up
when she was three
She herself was going to
trim the Christmas tree
Christmas Eve she lit the candles,
tossed the tapers away
Little Jenny was an orphan
on Christmas Day
Poor Jenny, bright as a penny
Her equal would be hard to find
She lost one dad and mother,
a sister and a brother
But she would make up her mind
Jenny made her mind
up at twenty -two
To get herself a husband
was the thing to do
She got herself all dolled up
in her satins and furs
And she got herself a husband,
but he wasn't hers
Poor Jenny, bright as a penny
Her equal would be hard to
find
Deserved a bed of roses,
but history discloses
That she would make
up her mind
Jenny made her mind up at 39.
She would take a trip to the Argentine.
She was only on vacation,
but the Latins agreed.
Jenny was the one
who started the good neighbor policy.
Poor Jenny, bright as a penny,
her equal would be hard to find.
Oh, passion does not vanish
in Portuguese or Spanish,
and she would make up her
mind.
Jenny made her mind up
at sev enty -five
She would live to be the
oldest woman alive
But gin and rum and destiny
play funny tricks
And poor Jenny kicked the
bucket at seventy -six
Jenny finds a moral
with which you cannot quarrel
Makes a lot of common sense
Jenny and Pasaga
prove that you are gaga
if you don't keep sitting
on the fence
Jenny and Pasori point the way to glory
to our men and womankind
Anyone with vision
comes to this decision
Don't make up, you shouldn't make up,
you mustn't make up
or never make up
Any one with vision
has to make a decision
Don't make up your mind