One
New
Year's
Eve in
Lascaux
Town
When all we had was half a crown
A bunch of us thought we'd prowl around
And find some fun in
Ratio
We wandered out
Victoria
Street
We didn't care much for snow or sleet
And at half past two we'd taken feet
We found ourselves in
Ratio
And durum -a -doo -a -dum -a -dee,
and durum -a -doo -a -da -dum -o
Durum -a -doo -a -dum -a -dee,
the night we went to
Ratio
Tom
Clancy here was a bit of a lout
Said he'd treat us all to a pint of stout
So as quick as we
could, we all set out
For a public house in
Ra tio
Says, aye, my lads, I'd like to sing
Says, aye, you'll no do such a thing
I said, clear the room and
we'll make a ring
And I'll fight ye all in
Ratio
We're in the doodum -a -day,
we're in the doodum -o
We're in the doodum -a -day,
the night we went to
Rocio
We had to find a place to sleep,
we were all too drunk to even creep
We found a place that was really cheap,
in a boarding house in
Rocio
We all lay down to take our ease,
when somebody happened for to sneeze
And we wakened half a million fleas
in a single room in
Ratio
And diddum -a -doo -a -dum -a -dee,
diddum -a -doo -a -dad -no
Diddum -a -doo -a -dum -a -dee,
the night we went to
Ratio
There were several different kinds
of pests
There when they jumped inside
our vests
They got no hair and they built their nests
And they cried,
Hurrah for
Ratio!
Says
I, I think we'll head for home
And we swore we nev
er more would roam
And we're scratchin' still as we sing this
poem of the night we spent in
Ratio
A -durum -a -doo -a -dum -a -dee
Durum -a -doo -a -da -no
Durum -a -doo -a -dum -a -dee
The night we went to
Ratio
A -durum -a -doo -a -dum -a -dee
Durum -a -doo -a -da -no
Durum -a -doo -a -dum -a -dee
The night we went to
Ratio
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