Got the crack, put in your orders
We 'bout to run up out the stores
the way I got big spitting stories
We're not your favorite, fuck it
You know the system and you buck it
A nigga spew through the music,
Used to pursue excuses, truth is,
So its influence is foolish,
I'm back at it, the rap addict,
We gon' get these stacks accurate,
Selektah, let 'em know it's Trice
And I would like to introduce myself,
I come with a life supply
Of wife beaters and my Nikes on
And a white tee over that Iron Mike
feel like I might die from a spider bite
Come back as Spider- Man,
Park my Peter inside a dyke
Bitch actin' like she got fuckin' higher
standards than Meijer's, right
Had to pry her fingers off the motherfuckin'
With the pliers, like "Ah",
only a ruthless bastard would do this
Take a toothles bitch with no
tastebuds to Ruth's Chris
Give her toothpicks, stop on the way home,
Scrupulous, girl, you got a nice pair,
So when I pull up in that Benz don't
try to pretend you ain't interested
To impress your stupid- ass friends and refuse to get in,
And get slammed on the ground and snap
like a pool stick against cement
pretend it's a musical instrument
do not miss your chance to blow
I can tell at first glance you're a ho
'cause your pants are so tight
When you dance with O. Trice,
the chance is snow in San Francisco (oh)
Boy, I'm from Detroit city,
That's a fucked up state to be in,
Look where these random thoughts get me
In senseless mind babble,
That's just the way the rhyme unravels
And I wouldn't fucking take
it back if I time traveled
Just call me Richard (Richard) 'cause
Pry your fucking mouth up off of it,
I said, just call me Richard
(Richard) 'cause I'm a dick (dick)
You ain't gotta be no detective
When I hold my private, it's your first clue,
All white, like I was right up in
Or Minnesota, did I mention soda?
When it's mixed with the yola , watch
them ho niggas disposable toaster
Putting holes in a nigga getting
Bme 'til the credits roll
'Til my condition is beyond
Like a prosthetic third leg, let it go
This is Shady 1.0, Em let
I still profit through the process
my balls'll never digress
I put it in fast and then I drag
World (world), I be your special friend,
'Cause these suckas suffer from pseudo- penis envy,
Just call me Richard (Richard) 'cause
Pry your fucking mouth up off of it,
I said, just call me Richard
(Richard) 'cause I'm a dick (dick)
You ain't gotta be no detective
When I hold my private, it's your first clue,