Tom: D minor
Intro 1
Am
F
Dm
F
Am
Dm
Am
Verse 1
E
Am
wizard who lives in the shoe,
Dm
The slick mac daddy from the ice cube.
C#m
Dm
C#
My body's quite muscular,
F
bloodstream's corpuscular,
Am
If you step to me, Farkas,
Am
Gm
Oh yes, you'll be
Dm
F
Dm
F
Am
sorry.
Am
Dm
that's what I'm telling you
I've got a sensitive nose,
Am
that's why I'm smelling you
E
I'll root for your daughter,
hell, I'll root for your son
Dm
Am
E
Am
E
Am
I'm faster than a gun so you can hide
Dm
Am
But you can't run
I'm an old school warlock
E
Slept in more bears' beds
than Goldilocks
Stay away from my kid,
or I'll beat you with my cock
You may be an animal,
but I'm a magical mammal
Am
F
who can turn you into ash
E
and then I'll go on sabbatical
Am
E
Am
E
You got all of the id an
F
Am
d none of the ego
E
Am
Eb
E
You're all bark and no bite
Dm
while I fly like an eagle
C
F
E
I'm the supine lupine,
my libido kills sunshine
Am
like a fine -ass toilet wine
F
E
I'm the new norm, like stepmother porn
Dm
Am
Like a snatch -and -grab in a college dorm
I'm everything that's real,
E
like the fact that deal is really
adorable baby cows
who scream for their mom
Am
E
Am
mies when they die
E
Am
I'll take your reality and
E
Am
I'll break it in half
Dm
Then I'll go take a shower
Am
Or maybe a bath, see I'm classy
E
I've got balls of an elephant
Am
By which I mean I'm masculine
E
They've got a lot of nice
Am
feminine qualities too
B
Am
You could say I'm the
E
Dm
mother of disaster
Am
E
You're a shitty little bastard.
Am
F
I'm the local oboe
Am
E
Am
Here is my lap, come take a seat.
E
I've got a spiky erection
like your daddy at bedtime.
Dm
Am
E
Holding you tight and reading
Am
Once Upon a Hate Crime.
I'm a hepatitis outbreak
Am
at a homeless encampment.
E
Am
I'm realer than real,
I only got bad news.
cause I win and you lose.
B
You're a scared little boy
and you're crying boo -hoo
because you know deep inside
E
B
that nobody loves you.
Am
I got fam ily and friends.
I give money to charity.
Every year on my birthday
people send me cards and letters.
E
My mum and dad still write to me.
Little old ladies still smile
at me.
Puppies aren't afraid of me.
I get more hugs than hate mail.
And I go to bed happy.
Can you say that?
You sad, sad man.
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