Tom: B minor
Verse 1
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(How ya doin', Bernie?) Oy vey,
oy vey!
(How ya doin', Bernie?) Oy vey,
oy vey!
(How ya doin',
Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey!
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And all the goyim say I'm pretty fly for a rab bi
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Interlude 1
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Mec cha leccha hi,
Verse 2
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meccha hiney hiney ho
Verse 3
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share of rabbis in the past
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But most of'em were nudniks and
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none of'em would last
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But our new guy's real kosher,
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I think he'll do the trick
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I tell ya, he's to die for,
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he really knows his shtick
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So
Verse 4
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how's by you? Have
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you seen this Jew?
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Reads the Torah,
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does his own accounting too
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at the synagogue
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He's there all day, he's there all day
Verse 5
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Just say "Vay is mir!"
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and he'll kick into gear
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He'll bring you lots of cheer and maybe
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bagels with some shmeer
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Just grab your yarmulka and
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Hey! Hey! Do that Hebrew thing!
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(How ya doin', Bernie?) Oy
Verse 6
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vey, oy vey!
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Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey!
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Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey!
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And all the goyim say I'm
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pretty fly (for a rabbi)
Verse 7
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He shops at discount stores,
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not just any will suffice
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He has to find a bargain 'cause
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he won't pay retail price
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He never acts meshugga and
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But if you want to haggle, oy,
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he'll make you such a deal!
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People
Verse 8
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now they say "Mazel tov!"
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He's such a macher 'cause
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he works his tuchis off
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Yeah, he keeps his cool and
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teaches shul
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What's not to like? What's not to like?
Verse 9
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you know he prays and prays
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And he never eats pastrami on
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white bread with mayonnaise
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Put on your yarmulka and
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Hey! Hey! Do that Hebrew thing!
Verse 10
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When he's doing a Bar Mitzvah,
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now that you shouldn't miss
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He'll always shlep on down
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for a wedding or a briss
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They say he's got a lot of chutzpah, he's
The parents pay the moyl and he
gets to keep the tip!
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(How ya doin',
Verse 11
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Bernie?) Oy vey,
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Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey!
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(How ya doin', Bernie?) Oy vey,
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oy vey!
Verse 12
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Meccha leccha hi,
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He's
Verse 13
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doin' well, I gotta kvell
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The yentas love him,
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even shicksas think he's swell
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Show up at his home,
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he says, "Shalom!"
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And "Have some cake,
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you want some cake?"
Verse 14
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Yeah he calls the shots,
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we really love him lots
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Oy gevalt, I'm so ferklempt that
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I could plotz!
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So grab your
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yarmulka
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The one you got for
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Hanukah
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Let's put on our
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yarmulkas and
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Hey! Hey! Do that Hebrew thing!
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