There's a man, there's a man,
has the old maid's wishin' for new ambition, every time they see him passing along.
What a man, what a man, he's a real live petter, a sweetheart getter,
when I tell you I'm not tellin' you wrong
Has he arms that are big and strong?
Does he know where those
arms belong?
Oh, you have no idea
Has he ways that I love so much?
Does he speak with his sense of touch?
Oh, you have no idea
He's got a million in the bank,
and that helps a lot
But say that million in the bank
is only part of what he's got
Gosh, oh, gee, do I want to swear,
could he answer a maiden's prayer?
Oh, you have no idea.
Has he lips all the girls adore?
Does he know what
he's got them for?
Oh, you have no conception.
Has he eyes that are full of love?
Do they show what he's thinking of?
Oh, you have no idea
He's got that whatsy -whatsy -what
What people can't name
And say that whatsy -whatsy -what
Could make the wildest woman tame
Hot as fire, all the girls agree
Does he spark when
he's out with me?
Oh, you have no idea
Does he love like a desert sheik?
When he necks, can he make them weak?
Oh, you have no realization.
Has he got what
the girls all crave?
When they're with him,
does he behave?
Come to me for information.
He claims he's traveled quite a lot,
in far distant lands.
I don't know if it's true or not, but boy,
he sure has traveling hands.
Like an auto, he changes speeds,
has he got what his
Sophie needs?
Oh, you have no idea!