Tom: A major•
Verse 1
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And I'll show you a house full of dung...
did I spend three years at the Paris Conservetoire
to play this sort of rubbish? Don't you know anything
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else?
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Dm
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C
Verse 2
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Dm
Bm
chant navy
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He brings me things from where
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he's been
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E
Letters from France and caps
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from Holland
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F#
And I remembered mother's advice
Verse 3
D
If I ever looked at photographs
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F#
I'd turn to stone right there
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E
Part of me did but I just didn't
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care
Verse 4
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Anything like my brother's magazine
I bet you a quid that you've
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never seen
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A
C
's magazine
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F
'Ere, is this photograph the
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C
D
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right way up?
Verse 5
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Spotty- arsed fellas and great big women
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D
At it like knives on battered settees
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B
And two blokes from Tottenham who
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And still have donglers to
their knees
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F#
And a picture of utter depravity
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E
A dentist filling quite the wrong cavity
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A midget with a tattooed dong
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B
And the words and ukelele chords for
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A
an Ivor biggun song
Verse 6
isn't really a blonde
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D
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Posing with a parsnip very biological
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Another who grins from where
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A
just gynecological
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And a lingum and a yoni,
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A
two Egyptian women and a shetland pony
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B
Appliances and PVC and something that looks
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A
E
a bit like a coconut to me
Verse 7
G
D
Anything like my brother's magazine
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I bet you a quid that you've
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never seen
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D
Anything like my brother's
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C
magazine
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F
A
Verse 8
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Dm
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E
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If I ever grow up I'd like to be like
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for intercourse
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B
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off without taking socks off
A big John Thomas
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Latex
Verse 9
F#
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genitalia, something filled with batteries
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A
that's popular with sailors
A picture that leaves no doubt
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B
As to whether Linda Lovelace really
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A
E
had her tonsils out
Verse 10
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D
Anything like my brother's magazine
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I bet you a quid that you've
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D
Anything like my brother's
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C
D
F
magazine
Verse 11
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'Ere there's a book in here
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D
advertised. It's called
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"I tried to be a homosexual but I was only half
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D
in Ernest"
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There's a stripper as well,
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C
also, with a 73" bust.
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She doesn't have much of an act.
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C
D
She just crawls onto the stage an d tries
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D
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Here's an advert. "They all laughed when I sat down to play then I realised I'd left the bathroom
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door open. And then there's some obscene records. Who's this Judge Dread then?
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"I used to kiss you on the lips
but now it's all over."
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"I will love you when you get old.
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So please get 'old of this."
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And what's this a photograph of? Oooh
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D
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It can't be? It couldn't be? It isn't is it?
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