Tom: F major
Verse 1
G
D
G
Phew! There's something
Oh! It's you
Come here and sit down
You're gonna have the truth told
D
G
about you and put on record
D
G
'Ere please don't sit too close to me,
I'm just having my breakfast
D
G
Thank you
Verse 2
G
Em
E
A
D
Who put salt in the sugar bowl?
G
Em
A
D
Who put fireworks in the coal?
G
C
G
Who put a real live toad in the hole?
A
G
My brother
Em
Am
D
Who put jam in mother's shoe?
G
Em
A
D
Who made real caterpillars stew?
G
C
G
Who locked grandad in the loo?
My brother
Verse 3
C
B
Bm
Em
My brother said it wasn't he
Am
D
G
Who put shampoo in grandma's tea?
C
G
D
E
My brother said that it was me
A
G
D
My brother's rotten
G
Em
A
D
Who squeezed toothpaste round the hall?
G
Em
A
D
Who put soot in the baby's butts?
G
C
Who drew things on the garden wall?
Em
G
My brother
Verse 4
G
You ought to see what he drew
Ah, what a surprise
Nobody knew what it was really
D
G
But everybody had a
"Down with young mothers"
that was one
D
'Cause he don't think our mum
G
knows how to bring us up right
D
G
I don't think so either
You know every night when we're wide awake,
she makes us go to bed
And in the morning when we're fast asleep,
D
G
she makes us get up
Verse 5
G
Am
D
Whose pet mouse made auntie shriek?
G
Em
A
D
Who ate glue and couldn't speak?
G
C
G
What clever dick was sick for a week?
G
Em
Am
D
Who keeps maggots in a tin?
G
Em
A
Plays the twist on his violin
D
G
C
D
Who's been gettin' at the gin?
Verse 6
Cm
G
Em
a chimney sweep
Am
D
G
But dirt they say is just skin deep
Bm
E
A
he's asleep!
G
But you don't know what he's
C
G
D
G
dreamin' about (do ya)
Em
Who wouldn't mind if I
Verse 7
Am
D
ride his bike?
G
Em
A
D
Who lets me shot his gun if I like?
G
C
Who says I'm best at football,
Cm
G
ludo, snakes and ladders?
Hide- and- seek,
C
Ab
chasin' each other up and down the garden
G
Pinchin' little girls up the
Well, he's gotta say I'm best
G
C
'Cause I'm bigger than he is and if he don't say I'm best at everything,
G
C
G
I'll bash him, haha
D
G
My lovely, lovely brother
Verse 8
let's get out of here
Before you fall down the
Come on give us your
D
G
hand' we're gonna wal—
'Ere what you had in your hand
'Ave ya
Woo!
D
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