Tom: F major
Verse 1
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Phew! There's something
Oh! It's you
Come here and sit down
You're gonna have the truth told
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about you and put on record
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D
'Ere please don't sit too close to me,
I'm just having my breakfast
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D
Thank you
Verse 2
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Bm
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Who put salt in the sugar bowl?
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Bm
E
A
Who put fireworks in the coal?
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G
D
Who put a real live toad in the hole?
E
D
My brother
Bm
Em
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Who put jam in mother's shoe?
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Bm
E
A
Who made real caterpillars stew?
D
G
D
Who locked grandad in the loo?
My brother
Verse 3
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Bm
My brother said it was n't he
Em
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D
Who put shampoo in grandma's tea?
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B
My brother said that it was me
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My brother's rotten
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Bm
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Who squeezed toothpaste round the hall?
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Bm
E
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Who put soot in the baby's butts?
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G
Who drew things on the garden wall?
Bm
D
My brother
Verse 4
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You ought to see what he drew
Ah, what a surprise
Nobody knew what it was really
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D
But everybody had a
"Down with young mothers"
that was one
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'Cause he don't think our mum
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knows how to bring us up right
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D
I don't think so either
You know every night when we're wide awake,
she makes us go to bed
And in the morning when we're fast asleep,
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she makes us get up
Verse 5
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Em
A
Whose pet mouse made auntie shriek?
D
Bm
E
A
Who ate glue and couldn't speak?
D
G
D
What clever dick was sick for a week?
D
Bm
Em
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Who keeps maggots in a tin?
D
Bm
E
Plays the twist on his violin
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D
G
A
Who's been gettin' at the gin?
Verse 6
Gm
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Bm
a chimney sweep
Em
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D
But dirt they say is just skin deep
F#m
B
E
he's asleep!
D
But you don't know what he's
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D
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D
dreamin' about (do ya)
Bm
Who wouldn't mind if I
Verse 7
Em
A
ride his bike?
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Bm
E
A
Who lets me shot his gun if I like?
D
G
Who says I'm best at football,
Gm
D
ludo, snakes and ladders?
Hide- and- seek,
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Eb
chasin' each other up and down the garden
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Pinchin' little girls up the
Well, he's gotta say I'm best
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G
'Cause I'm bigger than he is and if he don't say I'm best at everything,
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I'll bash him, haha
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My lovely, lovely brother
Verse 8
let's get out of here
Before you fall down the
Come on give us your
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D
hand' we're gonna wal—
'Ere what you had in your hand
'Ave ya
Woo!
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