When I'd scat bike
to my pappy's farm
We used to have so much fun
Everyone would join right in
And we'd party all night long
No one had inhibitions
We used to eat, dance, and sing
Until the livestock mutilations
and the elliptical crop rain
Well, I thought I knew my business,
I had heard the tales before
Of rocking Martians from the skies
with ride -lods and guitar
But how they'd really whoop it up
when their way out's stellar swing
So as ambassador to planet Earth,
well, I grabbed my old six -string
With a fifth of wild turkey
in my pappy's hunting stand
Well I sat and waited patiently
for those aliens to land
But suddenly an eerie glow
engulfed everything around
And I find myself floating
towards an awful hot bitch town
Well there's major trouble
from Ursa Minor
Arcing through the Milky Way
in flight, flight, flight
They got hearts colder than Pluto
and they're zooming past Uranus
But I had to chew
while you sleep tonight, night, night
I thought it would be just
like those old songs
Like rock the galaxy both near and far
With my little green land
we'd shoot up the top ten
And I would be a big old sailing star
Next thing I know,
I'm strapped down to a cold
metallic slab
Electrodes on the needles
in my bare appendages
Well, he took some tissue samples
and placed me in detention
And violated me in ways
that I care not to mention
And even though they are so smart,
and they got all my things,
Not one little green bastard
knows how to play or sing.
Well, you may think I'm crazy
based on what you've heard before,
But when you go to sleep tonight,
please lock all your doors,
Cause there's major trouble
for a man so minor.
Arcing through the Milky Way
in flight, flight, flight,
They got hearts colder than Pluto,
and they're zooming past Uranus,
But after two,
are you sick tonight, night, night?
I thought it would be just like the movies
I'd travel around at the speed of light
But goddamn, motherfucking son of a gun
I did not have any fun
I'm only glad I made it back al
right
They're coming for you!
So people whisper behind me
Man, that cat's a wake -up watch
Hell, Jack, you don't know
the half of my true story
Learn to listen,
cause I'm warning you again
That there's major trouble
from Ursa Minor
Barking through the Milky Way
in flight, flight, flight
They got hearts colder than Pluto
and they're zoomin' past Uranus
But I've got you while you
sleep tonight
Tonight
Tonight
Tonight
Tonight
Tonight
Tonight
Tonight
Tonight me to your leader you