I can
see that you and me
will have a terrible falling out.
No one at the marbles ball
will know what it's all about.
They'll hear a shot,
and see you duck,
and when the smoke has fared away,
Then the band will crawl
from behind the stand,
and then you'll hear me say,
When I get home,
I'm gonna change my lockin'
key.
When you get home,
you'll find an awful change in me.
If I don't change my mind,
another thing you will find
That your baby maybe has
got another baby
on the pole of my line
You did your stuff,
so get yourself another home
I said it long enough,
so pack your little trunk
an d roam
I used to love you once,
but you took and made a fool out of me
Cause when I get home,
I'm going to change this old lock
and key
Take off that suit, I bought you
Give me that hat and that red vest too
Take off my watch, give me my ring.
I want them shoes and everything.
You just got to be the ladies'
squeeze.
Well, let them squeeze in your BVD.
If you say much,
I'll shoot them off.
I'll shoot them off if I hear
you call.
Cause when I get home,
I'm gonna change my lock and key.
When you get home,
you'll find a place where home
used to be
And if I don't change my mind,
another thing you will find
That your baby may
be's got another baby
just as good in time
You cheated on me,
and that's the thing that made me so
I'll change that key,
I'll get myself another door
As far as my concerned,
you're tipsy,
you're homeless, there's a flea
Cause when I get home
I'm gonna change my lockin' key
Believe me