Tom: F minor
Intro 1
Em
C
Em
C
Em
Drunk,
Verse 1
faded
Browned out, looking all shady
C
Two months since I fucked a lady
Young man dick going crazy
Standard Saturday
Em
C
Em
I'm about to get a cab and masturbate
C
Then I see a hot girl I bet I could date
"Lemme get your cat girl,
no Hathaway"
Em
Thats what I thought not
what I said to her
Instead I walk up to her like
"I know you heard of the kid
You heard of my shit
She's like "Naw
You're being weird
What are you talking about?"
Pulling out my phone like a boss
YouTube bout to get her off
C
But as I type the y- o- u
Some porno pop up
I'm like
"Hold up, how di- , that's not even me like,
Em
I don't jerk off mobily."
Then her friends coming up and want
to know if everything is okay
C
"Naw this a rape, can't tell? Give me a break please,
get the heck away."
I turned to her
"Let me buy you a drink."
Told the man two Patron
She like "Lime."
C
Said he tried twice the card got declined
I'm like
"Are, is this, could it be
He was like "Naw."
I was like
C
"Obviously there's something wrong
C#
I got dough like, I'm not broke,
C
I got donuts with the same card like about an hour ago."
Em
He like "Dude, I don't know."
Now I'm looking at the girl
she just wanna go
C
And I ain't talking bout with me,
bro. I mean alone
I got one more chance to prove
G
C
girl. I've gotten several rec- league MVP's
D
At my crib I've got some pizza.
Em
Plus a little bit of weed
G
In my room I've got a TV.
C
Plus I recently did sheets
F
Dm
Girl, I even have a fridge that has the water
Fdim
F
Em
on the door like with the crushed ice"
C
Em
You know I don't
Verse 2
give a damn
G
whatcha playin' right now
C
This is me coming at you as
G
C
Lemme freak, god dammit, lemme freak
G
Just lemme freak, please god
Verse 3
Em
The girl from the first verse
Somehow let me fuck
C
Fast forward, seven months
We in love
Some real serious relationship-
type shit
Em
Despite this I ain't fucked for days
Tried last night but was pushed away
C
But I've been acting well behaved today,
I smell okay
Em
Adele Pandora's playing,
now she laying
On the floor and I'm praying
this bitch is horny
I go and give her a smooch
Bad move, she don't like that
Em
Bad mood, her boss being mean to her
C
Via email, she wanna write back
I'm like "Right now?"
She like "Yeah, what do I say,
can you just help me?"
Em
"Ok, whats the context?"
Then she like "Well,
D
C
he talks to Jane before coming to me."
"Who's Jane again?" I said
She like "Wow, you should know that."
Em
"Ok, I guess I forgot."
She like "Dude, that's my other boss."
C
"Ok, true, so shouldn't your first boss go to
Em
the other boss before you? Right?"
C
"But Jane isn't hands on!" she yelled
D
C
"Ok, well I just don't understand the dynamic then,
I don't work with these people."
She started crying
"Wait stop, what the fuck is this?"
Em
"Naw, you don't ever take my side!"
About an hour later til'
I'm on her good side
C
We in bed, hands on her good thighs
G
I try to kiss, she like "Good night."
But I'm like-
Em
"Look, I just turned off The De
G
C
parted for a movie about a bee
D
I've been cutting back on farting, tweeting,
G
C
Yesterday I wore a cardigan at dinner with your sweet,
and supportive
F
Dm
F
And during the fourth quarter,
of the Eagles!
D
Em
You know I don't
Verse 4
give a damn
G
whatcha playin' right now
C
This is me coming at you as
G
D
a man right now
C
lemme freak (It's all I need)
G
Just lemme freak, please god
Verse 5
Em
C
Fast forward some more, June 16, 2074
Old LD looking old as fuck
Still with the same ho, holding up
Em
My life sucks, legs hurt
My dick looking like it's tinfoil
Her tits looking like they hard
On top of that, she insane
Like I don't even think she
we've been doing the same shit for days
Em
Maybe months, who knows
Probably going to die soon
C
Em
Pretty scared I ain't even
going to lie to you
C
Think about it all day, on my last legs
But I'm going out with a bang
Em
I got pills they in vented back in '57
I took five, that's a bit excessive
D
C
I look high, take a look at my thighs
and good god that's a little erection
C
Now I've gotta find the ho
Em
I'm pretty much blind at this point,
C
I don't know if I mentioned that yet
But I am
Made my way into the bedroom
I'm like
Em
"Look, I don't know if you're aware that
G
C
you've been throwing out my shoes
D
What I do know is I'm sick of
Em
doing nothing here with you
G
All my blood is in my dick,
C
I"m probably dying pretty soon
F
Are you even comprehending what I'm saying,
Em
please acknowledge that you hear me."
Verse 6
Em
You know I don't give a damn
G
whatcha playing right now
C
This is me coming at you as
C
lemme freak (Lemme freak)
F
G
Just lemme freak, please god
Just lemme freak
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