Keep it real.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Ah.
Yo baby, I'll keep it real
As long as you give me your
phone number.
Give me my girl, give me your number.
Keep it real baby, keep it real.
Ha ha.
Will you check me out?
Mercy, mercy me.
Give me my girl, give me your number.
Ha
Keep it real baby, keep it real.
Yo baby, I'm keeping it real
Because once I get your phone number,
I'll call you every day
till you become my wife.
You live in my mansion,
I'll buy you two cars,
I'll give you lots of money.
Fur coats, diamond rings, and check it,
I'll buy you some real hair.
You'll get that hair transplant,
that way you don't have
to keep wearing that weave.
I'll keep it real, baby,
I'll keep it real.
Check me out.
Keep it real, baby, keep it real.
Walkin' down the street
I want to have your baby.
Next, Sharice, who do you want?
I want you.
I'll keep it real, baby.
Just keep it real.
I saw you standing there,
and I just had to stop and stare.
You're in my head,
you're in my mind.
Keep it real, baby.
Keep it real.
You were running down the street,
and it was you I had to be.
You're in my head, you're my mind.
Keep it real, baby.
Keep it real.
Sharice and Tareen,
I'll make love to both of y
'all all night long.
Are y down with that?
Well, if you have the energy,
we're down.
You're down? We're down.
Hey, Carolyn, how will you love me?
I'll have you screaming for your mother.
Lord.
Hey, Dodge, what you gonna do?
What you gonna do?
Just keep it real, baby.
Just keep it real.
Ha ha ha ha.
Yo, baby, I'm gonna keep it real.
Just check me out.
Yo, I wrote this book, right?
Number one best -seller is called
How to Be the Perfect Man.
And do you know who read my book
and want to take lessons from me?
Denzel Washington,
Eddie Murphy, Heavy D,
Trench from Naughty by Nature,
and Spike Lee.
And yo, I'm such a smart brother
that the Reverend Jesse Jackson want
s me to write some of his speeches.
I'm the one that gave Don Cornelius
the idea to do Soul Train.
And if you look at the TV,
I am the Soul Train dancers.
Hey, I invented hip -hop.
Wait a minute, I am hip -hop.
Hey, I make love 10 hours non -stop.
You make love ten hours,
then what happened to you
last night?
Last night?
Well, uh, I'm, uh...
Just keep it real, baby.
Just keep it real.
Real.
I give you money.
I give you all my money.
That's what you like.
Give me my ex's number.
Keep it real, baby.
Keep it real.
Give me that phone number,
baby, please.
Give me the digits, sugar.
Keep it real.
Oh, yeah.
Give me my ex's number.
Keep it real, baby.
Keep it real.
I want you to give me all the money.
I want you to satisfy me.
I want you to do what I tell you to do.
Sex. Roll over.
You think I'm a dog?
Mm -hmm. were walking
down the street.
And it was you I had to be with.
And I had to know.
Keep it real, baby.
Keep it real.
I want to hold you.
I want to feel you.
I want to touch you.
I want to kiss you.
Uh oh, uh, uh,
I bet, uh, uh, uh,
Let me get that number, baby.
You wanna kiss me?
Well, yo, it's yours.
My name is Bo Leggett Lu.
I'm gonna love you.
Baby, I get your love.
I keep it real, baby.
I keep it real.