It was a day after
Christmas, an d all I could think about
were the ginger peachy presents
I received.
Ginger peachy,
that's a laugh, ha, ha, ha.
The shirts were swell, the socks were fine,
they're all size 10, but my feet are size
9.
I've had a very merry
Christmas.
The watch won't run, the wallet's split,
the gloves are small, the pajamas don't fit.
I've had a very merry
Christmas.
Ten dozen hankies,
a gift of empty roses.
Ten dozen hankies,
she must think I'm covered with noses.
Six neckties, they're all handmade,
they're lovely ties,
but they're all the same shade,
oh, I've had a very
merry
Christmas.
Jingle bells, jingle bells,
give my heart a lift.
Tomorrow I'll be on my way,
exchanging every gift.
Oh, I'm so disappointed.
it. I've never been so disillusioned.
The pen won't write,
the slippers gap, the bathrobe's
tight and the camera won't snap.
I've had a very merry
Christmas.
Those darn cigar s are
much too strong, the sweater's wide and the shorts
are too long. I've had a very merry
Merry
Christmas.
Six pairs of swim trunks,
a present that my fur made.
Six pairs of swim trunks.
They must think I'm many to my mate.
Hat's too small, the ring ain't gold,
the muffler's thin,
and I caught a good cold.
I've got a very merry
Christmas.
Yeah, a fine
Christmas I had, but don't get me wrong,
I'm not too unhappy, I'm just miserable.