What are the mishaps you have experienced or witnessed involving underwear and
how could underwear be designed to better protect public safety?
Buchanan
I thought it would be appropriate
to sing a classic
Well actually, sing a thong
You want to sing it on a
G -string?
Sing a thong of thickness
Sing it for thong
I just steered well clear of that pun in this
song because I thought I'm on with
Anthony
That is so gone, that gag, that is so gone,
so this is, a lot of people would know this
Bob
Dylan song.
You are skinky, soggy,
Y -fronts, sitting high up on the waist.
You are skimpy little knickers with
your satin and your lace.
You are tidy,
breezy undershorts or comfy cotton briefs
But when it all comes down,
you're just un derwear to me
You are
Spencers, you are girdles,
you're vests and underfrogs
You are cheeky, skimpy bumfloss,
you're undies and you're jocks
Your shiny nylon boxers pulled
up high for all to see
But when it all comes down,
you're just underwear to me
You are lurking under panty lines,
you're down around the back
With a tea bar or a wedgie or
a tasty plumber's crack
You hold it in or out or up,
you let it all go free
But when it all comes down,
you're just un der way to me
Be you president or pauper,
whatever you have on today
Take them off every evening and put fresh
ones on the next day
One of the lost songs of
Bob
Dylan.