Tom: C major
Verse 1
G
Awesome, Awesome, Awesome, Awesome
C
I don't necessarily have to be here
G
F
C
for this
I'm gonna keep
G
F
the headphones though
No you're not dude, don't lie
I'm driving round in my mom's ride
A quarter of my life gone by
And I met all my friends online
I will run away from a brawl
There's no voice mail
nobody called
G
I'm awesome
I can't afford to buy eight balls
And I talk to myself on my
Facebook wall
C
G
You know my pants sag low(low)
went out of style like
F
Spose... I got the swagger of a cripple
C
getting fatter in the middle
And lyrically I'm not the best
F
Physically the opposite of Randy
G
Moss and yet so preposterous
Feel the awesomeness the most obnoxious
guest up at the sausage fest
F
The girls are repulsed so I hide in
my hood like I'm joining a cult
I'm as nervous as my cattle dirty Curtis
All my writtens are bitten and all my
verses are purchased
C
Me, I'll never date an actress
Plus my whole home aroma is cat piss
G
Every show I do is poorly promoted
and if you like this
It's cause my little sister wrote it
No you're not dude, don't lie
I'm driving round in my mom's ride
A quarter of my life gone by
And I met all my friends online
I will run away from a brawl
F
I'm awesome
There's no voice mail nobody called
I can't afford to buy eight balls
And I talk to myself on my Facebook wall
F
Verse 2
G
C
G
F
*The swagger of a cripple*
Verse 3
hunt - nope- and I can't ski
F
G
Smoke weed but I can't roll blunts
Might be wit with my wifey
G
Eatin' at Mcdonalds because
Uh and my unibrow plucked
F
Just asked my mom if I could
borrow ten bucks
Blunt wraps and some Heinekens
You skinny
Go get a gym membership
and vitamins
C
I'm like mom please don't blame it on
F
me i got my bad habits from
You, dad, and aunt Steve
G
My attitudes sour but my futon's sweet
C
And the hair on my ass it is Jumanji
Suit's untailored ringtone Taylor Swift
F
Can't tweet upon my twitter
cause i haven't done shit
Body ungroomed
The only good thing about
me is I'm off stage soon
No you're not dude, don't lie
I'm driving round in my moms ride
A quarter of my life gone by
And I met all my friends online
I will run away from a brawl
There's no voice mail nobody called
I can't afford to buy eight balls
And I talk to myself on my Facebook wall
C
G
F
I'm awesome
C
G
F
Dm
Further more I'm cornier
than ethanol
Cheesier than provolone
I spent ages eight to ten
living in a motor home
Am
With a ego the size of Tim Duncan
Even though I got shit for brains
I'm twenty four serving lobster rolls
Am
Because I spent a decade filling
C
Dm
optimous and I'm not even the bomb
In Maine
On my game I'm only about
as sexy as John McCain
you have nightmares
F
If you wouldn't man up if
there was a fight here
If you drink light beer
I'm out of breath
No, you're not dude, don't lie
I'm driving round in my moms ride
A quarter of my life gone by
And I met all my friends online
I will run away from a brawl
There's no voice mail
nobody called
G
I'm awesome
I can't afford to buy eight balls
And I talk to myself on my Facebook wall
C
G
F
C
G
F
I'm awesome
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