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If I ruled the world,
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I would dream up inventions.
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I'd throw out the rules, disregard
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I'd make this world happy
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And all of us would sleep
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much better at night.
First thing I'd demand
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Easy to install, but hard to disarm.
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It would be silent on streets,
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and in parking lots instead
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It would only go off in the car
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Really, nobody else needs to be woken up
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Just cause somebody's walking
a teensy bit too close to your car
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I want a fast forward button
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For those boring times when spending
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Drives you out of your mind
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Simply point it and zap them
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but then I'd like a slow motion button
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and slow down some boyfriends
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who still go too fast.
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would come in handy when making gravy,
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keep those lumps from congealing.
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I'd invent something for one
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of those awkward attacks
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when you leave a stupid message on
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voicemail and you can't take it back,
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Simply click and rewind for
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quite a brilliant remark
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That will impress the collie and
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perhaps win his heart
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Oh, I wish I had an alarm
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That would beep if I was about
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to step in dog dew
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It would bang if my shoe was
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near moist bubblegum
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Really, if they can tell you that a hurricane is 500 miles away,
couldn't they tell you
that an itsy bitsy little natural disaster
is just two inches from your foot?
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I'd want a buzzer on my mirror that will warn
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if my hair is a horrible mess, or if I need
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The deluxe model will have a
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Lock the doors, bolt the windows,
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you can't leave the house!
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I want a censor in the ladies
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room that discreetly knows
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When you've tucked your dress
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This happened to me in
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You should have seen the look
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on the maitre d's face
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It was that sign of the dove in
Manhattan
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Everybody was staring at me as I was walking across the floor,
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But I'm telling you, if I ruled the world,
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humiliating things like this wouldn't happen anymore.
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Wouldn't this be a better place
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for all of us to live in?
I'm sure the diners at
Dove would agree.
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Now, here are some of my more
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modest inventions.
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I'd invent an umbrella with a
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strong bracelet attached.
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and it would come in handy if you're ever in a subway attack.
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A detector that tells you
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what's in the cracker jack box.
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all of our clocks.
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Every country would drive on the
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I'd remove all cholesterol
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from all of our meat.
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People like me would understand
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how to read maps.
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I'd invent a satellite catcher
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for that inevitable day
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When your 500 million dollar
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spacecraft just floats away
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A video camera that could
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tape record your dreams
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I'd invent a 100 % natural, yet luscious,
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yet nonfat, and so yummy ice cream
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I would make these inventions
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And then think up more at
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But I don't rule the world,
to make do
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With the annoying situations we all
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