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Verse 1
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Am
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Elf
Dilly has a three -legged
chicken named
Maxine.
C
Elf ain't particularly proud of
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Maxine.
he's just a little bit ashamed.
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You can't exactly blame him, though,
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Am
because I doubt you'll find a grown man anywhere
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Am
F
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that enjoys walking down the street with a
three -legged chicken clucking after him.
F
G
Most of us thought that
Elf
C
Dilley would be a millionaire
C
Am
but he's had a streak of bad
F
C
luck that'd sink a boat.
First of all,
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Elf had this cow that wandered in his house
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C
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one afternoon while he was gone
C
and ate up 35 pounds of mothballs
Am
and fell over in a dead faint.
F
Well, she knocked over a kerosene lamp and she
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Am
set the house on fire and burned it to the ground
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Am
and then it rained and washed
G
C
all the ashes away so
Elf got home and he
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C
thought somebody stole his house.
Well
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Elf went running over to tell the sheriff
and he cut through
Winnie
Now
C
Winnie is back there sawing
G
on this big oak tree and it fell and hit
C
Elf right on the head and broke both his
G
feet.
Winnie felt so bad about it that he gave
Am
Elf an old set in and two
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C
And the next week
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Elf's hogs broke into his
hours of drinking, well,
G
they got pretty mean and tore down his fence and run the
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G
old setting hen off.
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Am
C
And the eggs got cold and only
one of them hatched and
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that was
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G
Maxine and she had three legs.
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G
Of course now we're all kind of doubtful
that
Elf
Dilly will be a millionaire
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G
by the he's 40.
C
We're all just kind of hoping
that he'll break even this year.
My old barn's about to cave in
G
It'll fall right on the house I'm in
C
My barrel insurance is overdue again
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G
C
Still I might break even this year
G
Well, I got me a job, and I had it made I worked three weeks,
but I didn't get paid
C
Somebody stole my only chicken that laid
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G
Still, might break even this
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G
year
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F
G
C
Well, a tax man say he don't
mean me no harm
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D
But if I don't pay,
farm
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If they do that, just as sure as you're born
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G
C
I might break even this year
A
Republican votes fifty cents in a wink
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G
D
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Democrat votes a dollar an d a drink
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If I vote for them both I'll do better I think
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G
And I might break even this
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Am
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Am
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Cm
year
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