Hey,
I met this pretty gal that really turned me on
But I'm afraid we didn't
make it very far
Cause you see,
it's kinda hard makin' love to a lady
When that lady's munchin'
on a candy bar
So, I couldn't help but say,
Honey, this ain't no time for
Milky
Way
And she goes,
I get all funky
Ooh, I get all funky
She said, give me just a little snack
Can't you see I'm into snacks
I get all funky
Now there was a pretty thing out in
Los
Angeles
But she was a man wearing
them women's clothes
So I told him, hey brother,
ain't you dressin' kinda dangerous?
Cause how's a fool like me
supposed to know?
And I couldn't help but say,
why come you dress up that way?
And he goes, well, I get off on it.
Yeah, I get off on it.
He said, listen,
it ain't no sweat off your nose.
I just dig them ladies' clothes.
I get off on it.
I said, yeah, I like your hoes, too,
brother.
Now this good old boy met a
girl and he really liked her
But she didn't know what
he was all about
Cause every time he filled
his lip up with tobacco
Well folks don't you know it
nearly grossed her out
An d she couldn't help but say
Brother, how come you wanna
do that when he goes
I get all bonkers
That's right honey,
I get all bonkers
He said I don't mean to make you flip,
but don't be messing with my dip, cause I get off on it.
That's right honey, I get off on it.
Yes, see, hallelujah, bless my soul,
this cowboy loves a dip that's cold.
It's kind of like my guitar honey, you know,
the world ain't clickin' unless I'm pickin' you.
I get all bummed
I get all bummed
Ooh, I get all bummed
Bending them strings