I got
a gal that's mighty,
mighty sweet
Got big blue eyes and
tiny little feet
Her name is Rosie, sweet as she can be
But she dips in scales at 303
Oh, but ain't it nice to have a gal so fat
that when you hug her,
you don't know where you at
You had to take a piece of chalk in your hand,
then you hug away and chalk away
to see where you began one day
Well, I was huggin' and a -chalkin'
and a -chalkin' and a -huggin' away
I met another fella with some
chalk in his hands
comin' round from the other way
Comin' round the mountain
to the hills and the valley
Well, never been sick and I
never been weak
My bones don't ache
and my joints don't creak
But I get a little dizzy and I get a little limp
Every time I lay a kiss
on my baby blimp
Oh, but ain't it nice to have a
gal so happy
When you hug her,
you don't know where you're at
You have to take a piece of
chalk in your hand
Do you hook a while and chalk a while
to see where you began?
One day, while I was hookin' and a -chalkin'
and a -chalkin' and a -hookin' away
I met another fella with some
chalk in his hand
comin' round from
the other way
Lookin' kinda funny
One day, while I was hookin' and a -chalkin'
and a -beggin' her to be my bride
I seen another fella with some
chalk in his hand
Comin' round from the other side
Sneakin' up easy
Now honey, I ain't sayin' you fast
But when you sit down,
you sit down all over the place
Keepin' shady in the summer
Keep me warm in the wintertime
Hon ey, me the chalk,
I think I love you