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Verse 1
Hey man, did you hear that
Hey everybody, Santa's here!
Aw, there ain't no Santa Claus
Yes, there is (there is too!)
Verse 2
He's here!
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Ho, ho, ho Merry Christmas!
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Aw shit, it's Red Peters!
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C'mon, you swinging hamsters,
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get over here
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We're gonna sing us a
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happy Christmas song
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Oh no, not another
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corny stupid song!
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Yeah, you tell him Raleigh
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Get over here and sing
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or I'll wring your little necks
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Okay, okay, okay jeez
Verse 3
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Grab your nuts hamsters,
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gather round with me
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Forget about all that teasin'
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We're breaking out the
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holly and aluminum tree
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'Cause it's that jolly sea
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I know you've been naughty,
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but have you been nice?
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That's only Santa's busi
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He's making his list and he's
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checking it twice (o h, oh)
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Holy shit, it's Christmas!
Verse 4
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Santa comes just once a year (tell 'em,
Just like you, Re,
that's what we hear (hey, wait a minute)
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He's got a soft spot for reindeer
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(that's nice)
Especially Rudolph's derrière
Verse 5
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Hey, knock it off fel
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Go on, give Santa a big
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kiss (no way)
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You can play "hide the hamster" on the
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one- horse sleigh (hey, wait a minute)
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Holy shit, it's Christmas
Interlude 1
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F#dim
Verse 6
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lyric sheet?
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Anyone seen my lyric sh—?
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Heck, we don't need no
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We know our parts by heart, right, fellas? (Yeah sure,
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I know my part) (yeah, me too)
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Well, that's great,
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guys. I love Christmas songs
Verse 7
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Santa tried reaching up the
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neighbor's blouse
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After drinking all the eggnog
Camped out in the bathroom
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for an hour or two
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Squashing off a yule log
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He wandered in his undies
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all over the house
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But we made him our own
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business (oh, brothers)
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'Til we caught him stuffing
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hamsters up a gift wrap tube
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Am
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Holy shit, it's Christmas
Verse 8
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Santa comes just once a year
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Up the chimney he'll disappear
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Keep on the
Verse 9
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lookout for Mr. Gear
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Hamster deliveries in the rear
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an open fire
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Santa's tongue stuck to
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the doorknob (what?)
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His balls got fondled by a caroling choir
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While the parson gave him a
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The sleigh came down and
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took him away
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The whole damn crowd was
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dismissed
Verse 10
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'Cause it's a time to be jolly
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and a time to be gay
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Cm
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Holy shit, it's Christmas (holy shit,
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Holy shit, it's Christmas
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Holy Shit! It's Christmas!
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