You al ways leave
me holding the bag
Don't you know it's getting
pretty heavy to drag
You think it's funny but it ain't no gag
How come you always leave
me holding the bag?
Remember out in Austin,
that time that we got tight
You told that old boy that
I wanted to fight
Now Moe, you know
I really thought that you could win
And I didn't see no sense
in me a -steppin' in
You almost got me killed
when you started to brag
And that's when you ran off
and left me holdin' the bag
You always leave me holdin' the bag
Don't you know it's gettin'
pretty heavy to drag
You think it's funny, but it ain't no gag
How come you always leave me
holdin' the bag?
Remember back in Nashville
when we picked up them two?
That old ugly one for me
and the pretty one for you
Well, Joe, I bought the gas
and it was my car
And I got a stub for all
the beer at the bar
Yeah, you were up front a
-playin' lover's tag
While I was in the backseat
just a -holdin' the bag
You always leave me
holdin' the bag
Don't you know it's gettin'
pretty heavy to drag
You think it's funny, but it ain't no gag
How come you always leave me
holdin' the bag?
Remember when I needed your alibi?
My wife called you up and you didn't lie
Now that's not as bad
as when you had me to drive
I ended up with that DWI
Now after all we've done,
it's a wonder we're friends
But old pal, you know we'll do it again
You always leave me holding the bag
Don't you know it's getting
pretty heavy to drag?
You think it's funny but it ain't no gag
How come you always leave
me holding the bag?
You always leave me holding the bag
Don't you know it's getting
pretty heavy to drag?
You think it's funny, but it ain't no gag.