Happy Oklahoma!
Happy Oklahoma,
that's the name of my hometown.
They laugh and joke if
they're rich or broke,
cause it's against the law to frown.
Everybody treats you right,
every day the big fish bite.
Where even the cats and dogs don't fight
in a happy Oklahoma
You see the cattle grazing
by the oil wells on the hill
But you always see a lot more smiles
than you ever see dollar bills
Every day's like New Year's Eve
with the mistletoe and all the trees
When I get back I'll never leave,
oh happy Oklahoma
Happy Oklahoma,
a town everyone enjoys
The girls like guys wear Levi's,
but you can tell that they're not boys
We work when there's work to do,
but we got a lot of playtime too
And the politicians all have a barbecue
in the happy Oklahoma
We once had a little jailhouse
right in the center of town
but we never had any use for it
so we tore the darn thing down
sometimes it forgets to rain
but you hear no one complain
cause the wa ter in the well
tastes like champagne
in the happy Oklahoma
My baby doll is waiting there,
soon she'll say I do
Then I'll spend my happy life
just a -makin' her happy, too
I'm goin' back right away
and live till Judgment Day
I'll beg St. Peter
to let me stay in happy Oklaho ma
Live till Judgment Day
Beg St. Peter
to let me stay in happy Oklahoma
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