Good evening, here is the news.
The New South Wales government has
predicted widespread power cuts to be hit.
Hell, the lights have gone out!
Oh, not another blackout,
it's unreal.
Halfway through my shave,
you know how I feel.
The chicken's in the oven, half -cooked.
Got the tickets to Queensland booked.
Oh, please, Mr. Ranhander,
grander plan to lander.
I'm just about to blow a runny fuse
Would someone hand a
grand a plan to lander
And shed a little light on the news
Great big piles of washing in the hall
We should have kept the copper
in the laundry after all
We'll light the barbecue again
For Un cle's chopping wood in the rain
Oh, please, Mr. Rand,
hand a grand a plan to lander
I'm just about to blow a ruddy fuse
Would someone hand
a grand a plan to lander
And shed a little light on the news?
Taken away, Sparky!
They've gone and turned
the fans off in the pub
And there's no guiding
light leading to the loo
But I found a likely place to go
You should have heard the lady
Oh, oh, please, Mr. Rand,
hand a grander plan to Lander
I'm just about to blow a ruddy fuse
Would someone hand
a grander plan to Lander
And shed a little light on the news?
Now the sheep out in the
paddock half shorn
The dairy cows will have to milk
themselves tomorrow morn
And I'm missing my
favourite TV show
Spaghetti out on Channel O!
Mr. Rand, hand a grand a plan to lander
I'm just about to blow a ruddy fuse
Would someone hand a
grand a plan to lander
And shed a little light on the news
Mr. Rand, hand a grand a plan to lander
I'm just about to blow a ruddy fuse
Would someone hand a plan to Lander,
And shed a little light on the news.
Oh, would someone hand
a plan to Lander
Would someone hand a plan...
...is he going to spoil theaining?
Did hand a plan to Lander
Will someone hand a plan to Lander
Would someone hand a crayon to plan?
Would someone hand a crayon to plan?
Would someone hand a crayon to plan?
Would someone hand a crayon
to plan to land up?
Oh jeez, I'm sorry.