Horsefly!
Daddy old
Smooth!
How are you fixed for goose?
Loaded!
Well then, hit me,
On the way to the cafe,
I blowed out a left tennis shoe.
But lucky I had my cold
patches with me.
Smoothie, the menu was loaded.
They had steak sandwich, chicken salad, bacon, mayo, lettuce, mayonnaise, barbecue, mint,
cheese, toast, cheese, hot butter, cheeseburger, coleslaw, goose, apple cream, jay,
Better be a colored tambourine, steak,
cold plate, ham, ram, now be pulling back.
Goof off, boo, and tear me up.
After the show, be sure and drag to the
rocker club and dance to the music of
Joe
Banana and his bunch with
Music
With
Appeal.
Playing and singing their smash hit,
Grandma's a total stranger since she got her
nose caught in the record changer.
Now there'll be free pink tea for the ladies
and zoo -zoo crackers for the men.
Keep on goofing, horsefly,
cause you's on candy camera.
Man, I feel so unnecessary. I wonder
how things are in
Guacamole.
Do you need money?
Send your hot rod, your record player,
and your charm station to station
G -O -O -L,
and we will cheerfully send
you 50 cents cash.
And if you're not completely dissatis fied,
your money will be grudgingly refunded.
Keep on flippin' through.
Lately I've noticed it's hotter in the
city than it is in the summer,
and it's colder in the winter than
it is in the country.
Like 30 days have
September
April
June and no wonder all the rest like peanut
brittle except my mother -in
She rides around on tricycle
ain't nothing to it.
Just gonna do it all fly through six months ago
I could use barely wood drum.
Now. I are one an d man all
drummers are broke
Have you got two tears for five or two dime
for nickel or change for dollar?
35 or just leave me a dollar
half a cup of coffee.
Let me have a solid quarter man
Speaking of money,
where can I buy the one -way ticket to
Akibola?
Or can you get that from here?
Educate me now.
You know we went to different
schools together.
Are you all croaked out and all
blagged off? I done goofed.
Have you tried the new breakfast seal,
Goofettes?
If you have, use goo, like I just did.
Switches many do the cheeseburger on cornbread
or a cold possum sandwich on dry wheat toast.
But if you want to play it safe, then order two scrambled eggs,
and the way you want them, man, is on credit.
Now, keep on goofin',
Hawthly.
Are you a croak -town, an old black dog?
Is your face dirty from the lack of washin'?
If so, try a sick old little soap -o -shut.
They do the work -out
without the strain -out.
It's useful to say happy
days are here again.
The only way you can beat it, man,
is with a stick.
If you're driving home, be sure you got a car,