Tom: A major
Intro 1
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Dsus4
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Verse 1
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up this morning
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Said I woke up this morning
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Then I went right back to bed
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Got a funny kind of feelin' like I got
broken glass in my underwear
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And a herd of wild pigs is trying
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to chew off my head
You know what I'm sayin'
Verse 2
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not money
I'm just walkin' down
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the road
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Said I ain't got no money, honey
So I'm just walking down
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Well, I wish I could get me some money
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But I forgot my automated
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Verse 3
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I was born in a paper sack
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in the bottom of a sewer
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I had to eat dirt clods for breakfast,
my mama sold bathroom tiles
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My brothers and sisters all hated me
'cause I was an only child
Verse 4
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Maybe I'll blow my brains
Or maybe I'll,
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yeah maybe I'll just go bowlin' instead
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Verse 5
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I'm just a no good, scum sucking,
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nose picking, boot licking,
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worthless hunk of slime
Verse 6
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Nothing but a low-down beer beer bellied, bone headed,
pigeon toed,
Turkey necked, weasel faced,
Verse 7
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Guess I pretty low self image
imbalance or something, I
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I should probably go and see a doctor
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about it when I've got the time
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Make it talk
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Aw, make it talk, son, make it talk
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OK, now make it shut up
Verse 8
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Plagues and famine and pestilence
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always seem to get me down
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I always feel so miserable
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I wish somebody would come along,
stick a pitchfork through my brain
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I'd flush myself right down the toilet,
but I'd just clog up the drain
Verse 9
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I got the blues so bad
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Kinda wish I was dead
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Maybe I'll blow my brains out mama
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Or maybe I'll go bowling
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Or I just might go bowling
Maybe I'll just rent some shoes
Maybe I'll join a league, enter a
tournament, put on a stupid looking
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Shirt and go bowling instead
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Yeah
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