- Yourself with a rubber hose
Stuff it in your mouth and
down your throat
Up your nose and in your heine hole
I don't care where it goes
And it don't matter if you're
straight or gay
You should - yourself anyway
Now, you don't have
to listen to a word I say
But If know you,
you'll be humpin' away
- Yourself with your
neighbor's nose
If you can't use that,
use a 10-foot pole
Stick it up your ass and go for a stroll
Everyone will know you've
been to this show
If
you can't take,
eat my stool
Masturbate with some crazy glue
I don't care what you do
- Yourself with a garden tool
- Yourself with politics
Ahh they're full of - in' - in' sh-
I mean you know we've been lied
to ever since we were born
It's amazing that we've been
getting - ed that long
- Yourself with the world wide web
Man you could ride that - er right
from your bed
You may even meet a Tom,
Dick, Jane or Billy
Then grab onto your modem
and - yourself silly
- Yourself with your heart
and soul
Give it everything you got,
hey I'm talkin' to you
If you can't even - yourself
How ya gonna - someone else?
- Yourself with my microphone
I'll give it to you later
when we're all alone
We can turn it up loud
And see if you come, but
Don't get your jizz on my microphone
- Yourself with organized religion
Now that is some seriously
sinnin' business
If the Lord sees their
pathetic crimes
He'll be - them 'til
the end of time
And can someone explain
to me this racist crap
I know it isn't white,
but it isn't black
And to those of you who can
only see things your way
Well, you can suck my d-
and take all day
- Your nose with a pound of blow
Watch your money get up and go
But when you burnt your brain and you say
"I don't know"
I hate to tell you but I told you so
- Yourself with this grunge rock noise
I mean, stuff those albums
in your groin
They come down on me because
I know how to play -
Hey... - you!
- Yourself with a copy of Rolling Stone
Or are they too holy for
your holiest of holes
Now those people think
they're holier than Moses
But aren't they just a bunch
of - posers
- Yourself with your mother's jewelry
Hey, I won't tell, I ain't no stooly
If you pounce hard enough
you'll cough up a ruby
Your blood will be rich and so
will your doodie
- Yourself with the latest fashion
With your spikes and your hair and
those cute little buttons
And if you happen to have some
leather and lace
- Yourself 'til you're blue
in the face
- Yourself with your income tax
They're - ing you and that's a fact
Before you know it your
money's all spent
And you've just been - ed
by the government
- Yourself with your lawyer friend
You're the only one that's
getting - ed in the end
I have been so - ed by legal bills
That my asshole is the size of Beverly Hills
- Yourself with your full-
length sweater
With your minks and your diamonds
and your Irish Setter
With your cash and your trash and
your sinks and your drinks
Just - yourself 'til you